Monday, August 11, 2008

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Kansas CItians Improvise


Broke? Can't get a loan? Got poor Credit? No problem. Get yourself a Gun.

1. At least this guy was wearing his Royals cap when he robbed the Hy-Vee gas station. Prairie Village

2. Geezers home invaded while eating powdered eggs in sun room this morning. KCMO

3. Bald White man robs Bank of the west. Overland Park.

Update

4. Car Jacking in the East Side. KEEP IT REAL!

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QUICK HITS


1. "I REPEAT, there is no arson problem in Kansas City. All of these fires in the vacants are just a coincidence." - Kansas City Media

2. These guys might of listened to the Mayor and dropped the guns and picked up their keys. You have to admire their effort and creative thinking.

3. If you thought that the problems that KCMO was having with drug dealers and shootings in Swope Park was bad checkout what we in JOCO have to deal with at our parks.

4. KCMO cracks down on weed.

5. Don't think we have a problem on our southern border? Mexican soldiers cross border and take hostages.

6. Doesn't Obama have many of the same views that Hugo has? If Obama wins the election this could be a sign of things to come for the United States.

7. Pelosi finds something else that she sucks at.

8. 3,000, 000 bees found in home.

The Mayors Resolution didn't work?


How is it that we could have two shootings in the metro last night after the Mayor made it clear that illegal guns were bad? Is it possible that Aladdins wish didn't come true? Anyways, the street Drury lives up to its name.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

FUNKHOUSER THINKS HE IS ALADDIN

The Mayor: Resolution against illegal guns.
Well that solves everything! Who knew that it would so freaking simple? All that the mayor had to do was join a "coalition of mayors", ask for the passing of a resolution, and the violent crime in Kansas City will be gone. Who the F*** does this guy think he is? Aladdin? Did he get three wishes? Holy crap what a moron.

For months and months I have been calling on the Mayor, the Police Chief and the "media" to take on crime and this is what we get?
Hey jackass the guns are illegal therefore you have laws in place prohibiting them already so what the hell is a resolution going to do? Is a resolution more powerful than a law? No, it is just more symbolism without substance coming from an incompetent lurch looking mayor with no clue how to run a city.

If this is the best that we are going to get then I have a resolution of my own.... Increase illegal guns. Heck why not? Flood the neighborhoods with guns and lets get it all settled. Make September Homicide month in Kansas City. It would be like pulling off a band aid, the faster it is done the better. Why drag out murders through out the year?

While we are at it why not pass more problem solving resolutions? How about passing resolutions against Cancer, car accidents, unemployment, gas prices, long check out lines, cloudy days............

GOOD LUCK KCMO BECAUSE YOU ARE OFFICIALLY SCREWED!