CHINESE IMPORTS HELP KCMO ECONOMY

It is good to see that the corpses of dead commies are being used to turn a profit for Union Station. I for one would of never known that the Chinese were fans of football until I say this poor bastard.

We should all be glad that this is the one thing that was actually made in China and not in America.

IS OLATHE MAKING A MOVE?

With the recent outbreak in violent crime in Olathe I may have to put up a new power rankings(will be out tomorrow). It is good to see that the people of Olathe have evolved into gun play. In a few years Olathe will be the new KCK, count on it.

KEEPIN IT REAL IN DA HOOD

Would you Snitch on the guy that shot you in the ass? Well this self proclaimed gang banger didn't allowing this guy to remain on the street, improve his aim and perhaps kill someone.

Just as long as he is keeping it real!

No update until this evening

TOP 10 STEETS TO GET SHOT ON KC METRO

If you are ever bored and can't afford a trip to Worlds of Fun but are still looking for an adrenaline rush feel free to visit one of these classy areas at about 1am.

1. Prospect - KCMO
2. Cleaver Blvd - KCMO
3. Quindaro - KCK
4. Troost - KCMO
5. Central Avenue - KCK
6. Tracy - KCMO
7. Agnes - KCMO
8. Parallel Parkway - KCK
9. Independence Avenue - KCMO
10. Lydia - KCMO

THIS MIGHT HURT

WARNING THIS VIDEO IS BRUTAL.

QUICK HITS

The 10 stories that you need to know about before you speak to anyone today.

1. The music on the plaza just got better.

2. Another day another vacant burns to the ground. I am surprised that the liberals in Kansas City haven't asked the mayor to do something about the carbon foot print that all of this arson is causing.

3. Wornall road continues to be the most robbed section of the city.

4. Will the actions of the Human Society cause the price of Chinese food to increase?

5. Ever wonder why you sometimes see hot chicks with ugly guys? Scientist might of found the answer (and it isn't money).

6. Have the feds found Dr. Evil's secret hideout?

7. American Airlines give the finger to troops fighting to protect their freedom.

8. Finally a place with crappier rides than Worlds of Fun.

9. Ewwwwwww. I know some of you are going to bid on this! Sick bastards!

10. Fondled for an A. Sounds like a great trade off.