QUICK HITS

1. THEY KILLED KENNY!!!! Not really, but they did find this guy shot on South Park today. Leave it to KCMO residents to tarnish the name of a cartoon.

2. When you open a legit business on Troost you will die. Two shot, One dead.

3. Drunks drivers Beware!

4. KCK kids molested by school bus driver. They need to dump this guy on Quindaro at 2am in a klan outfit.

5. Kansas City is an attractive place for vacationing murderers. The chamber of commerce needs to take advantage of KCMO's high murder rate in order to attract more murderers and thugs. Dirty money is still money into the local economy.

6. IF YOU ARE A GUY IN THE METRO READ THIS NOW.

7. Yesterday I was at Target and thought the exact same thing as the woman in front of me shouldn't of been wearing a jogging bra and capri jogging pants.

8. HOLY CRAP! A local media outlet talking about "gangs". I just looked out my window and saw Rosie O'Donnell flying.

9. It's 2008 and we still have cattle thieves??? Missouri sure is a progressive state.

10. Meet Yoda the Cat.

WHAT I AM LISTENING TO THIS WEEK

There is not near enough music talk in the local blog scene. It seems that everyone has been swept up in the elections or the slightly retarded mayor. Time for a change of pace. Each and every Monday you lucky bastards will be treated with the Top Ten groups that I am listening to this week. This will all make more sense once the new website is launched (2 weeks I hope).

1. Grand Funk Railroad
2. Old School E40
3. Velvet Revolver
4. Clipse - ReUp gang
5. Dropkick Murphy's
6. Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Take
7. David Banner
8. Taj Mahal
9. Tech 9
10. Blues Brothers Soundtrack - Greatest soundtrack of all time.

WEEKEND CRIME RECAP

If ever you needed proof that the weather dictates crime in the metro this weekend is it. It was such a nice weekend that even the gang bangers, rapist, random shooters, home invaders etc... took the weekend off. Which leads one to ask the following question. What do these guys do with their down time? Do they go to Home Depot with the family and pick out tile for their bathroom? Were they home cheering for the womens gymnastics team?

1. With the "classy" crowd that hangs out at metro casinos it is hard to believe that there would be a gun fight..........

2. I have never understood the whole "murder suicide" thing. If you are going to off yourself, why take someone with you? It's not as if you get a group discount in hell.

3. MORE ARSON in the Metro. As long as they are in the hood, nobody cares.

4. ONLY a KCK resident would run from the police with his family in the car. Good job buddy.

5. Park is making a play to make the Top 10 list of streets to get shot on.

REMEMBER WHEN HIP HOP WAS GOOD?

MY OBAMA WRAP UP OF THE WEEK

Sometimes pictures speak louder than words.

POWER RANKING UPDATE

There has been a change in the top ten this week as Olathe has shored up its offense. Does upstart Olathe have what it takes to move past the perennial powerhouse of Independence? This should be interesting as we have 4.5 months left in the 08 season.

1. KCMO
2. KCK
3. Independence
4. Olathe
5. Raytown
6. Grandview
7. Gladstone
8. Merriam
9. Roeland Park
10. Lawrence

WEEKEND SHOOTING OVER/UNDER

I have just gotten off the phone with Vegas and the weekend number has been set at 5. I for one am going to take the over this week due to ideal weather conditions and the fact that people are now starting to get shot over in JOCO. GO EAST SIDE!