Monday, August 25, 2008
QUICK HITS
The TOP 10 STORIES that you morons need to read before you open your pie holes today.
1. Topeka parents kill twin 3 year olds by leaving them in a hot car. DO YOU IDIOTS EVER LEARN! How many freaking kids die in the metro every year due to this crap? I know Topeka isn't the metro but come on!
2. Crooked ass Suzuki dealership is latest to go up in flames due to the local arson problem.
3. If you are a total loser you will probably be at this metro event.
4. Woman on woman crime hits Overland Park. If you rob from the old do you go to hell? And why in the hell is an 86 year old woman DRIVING!
5. How do you get held up by a knife? You can't outrun a bullet but a knife... KCMO.
6. Metro arson problem spreads to JOCO.
7. Texas parents offer sex with their 5 year old daughter for used car.
8. Madonna compares US War Hero McCain to Hitler.
9. Rebounding dollar yet another sign that liberals are morons.
10. Embarq to cut 1000 jobs.
WEEKEND CRIME REVIEW
What a performance by the local team! As predicted on Friday if you took the over on the shooting odds you were a big winner. If my streak of picks continues I may have my own odds making show on Local Cable. Call 913-Get-Shot for all of your street crime predictions.
1. KCK was first out of the gate with this double shooting on 12th street. You just knew that with a double to kick things off that it was going to be a big weekend.
2. KCMO wasn't going to just sit back and let KCK grab all the attention. 80th and Sycamore.
3. KCMO then came through in a big way with a TRIPLE drive-by shooting on 26th street.
4. KCMO AGAIN comes through with a single drive-by shooting on 44th street.
5. KCMO, KCMO, KCMO these guys were busy in a big way this weekend. Truman & Jackson.
6. AND ANOTHER DRIVE-BY FOR KCMO. Benton blvd. representing.
That's right Kansas City we had 9 shootings this weekend (that we know of). HOLY CRAP! THE METRO AREA NEARLY SHOT FOR THE CYCLE! 4 SINGLES, A DOUBLE & A TRIPLE.
Friday, August 22, 2008
METRO SHOOTING OVER/UNDER
It is scary how accurate I have been with this thing. Can I actually see dead people? Anyways, the weather is suppose to be humid and in the upper 80's this weekend and school just started. So the number for the weekend is: 5. I for one am going to take the over on this.
TOP 5 MOST OVERRATED KC LOCATIONS
I am not going to go into an in depth explanation about each of these because most of you know that these places suck. This is just a warning for Tourists and village idiots looking to travel into KCMO.
1. 18th & Vine - Enjoy the new parking lot. (notice all the traffic there when this photo was taken, yeah me neither)
2. Crown Center - I believe that the shops are open 5 hours a day there and full of crap that you don't need.
3. Crossroads District - You can find better art on your home refrigerator. The people that go to this area play make believe that Kansas City has culture and therefore are total morons.
4. The Brooksider - Holy poser hell.
5. Science S**tty - This place might be the biggest joke in the metro.
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