QUICK HITS - Kansas City Sucks edition

Stories in the news regarding our overall suckiness

1. YRC sucks

2. Royals Suck

3. Chiefs Suck

4. Wizards Suck

5. Cyclist Suck

6. Traffic Sucks

7. Weather sucks

8. Mayor Sucks Courtesy of TKC

9. Airport Changes Suck

10. Mayor Sucks again

THE WIRE - Weekend Review

What a weird weekend.

1. This is indeed a rare crime. It appears that even if you are fortunate enough to have a bank account while living in the East Side your still screwed. I do like how he asked her to take out $500. Did he not know what neighborhood he was in?

2. Never take a sword to a knife fight. Dumb ass.

3. Next time your kid acts up give it the East Side treatment.

4. 2 shot in the East Side Saturday night. Where is Joe Clark with his baseball bat when you need him?

5. Don't jack with women in Lenexa. The cops don't really like that.

6. Dead bodies in KCK are like pennies in the streets of JOCO. I hope that dough boy and Trey got Rickey's football back after finding him.

7. Missouri residents are trying to lure JOCO kids over the internet. When will Missouri clean up its act and just leave us alone?

8. KCK bank robbed... I hope the robbers enjoy the roll of quarters they got out of the vault.

9. KCPD is cooking the stats.......... Imagine how crappy they would be if they were honest.

10. 39th street is dropping bodies, WERD!

THE RETURN OF JOHNNY DRAMA

Do not forget that Entourage returns on the 7th

QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES FOR YOU (THE UNINFORMED) TO READ TODAY.

1. Oprah hates white women. I KNEW IT!

2. The ice cream in Chihuahua City might be tainted. Unless of course you like eating human skulls.

3. This guy MIGHT be going to hell.

4. When did Lohan become a lesbian? Kudos to her, I look forward to the video.

5. Plot to kill Bush halted.

6. Just as I predicted, Palin is more popular than Barry.

7. EU hancho thinks that you environmental wackos are well wacko.

8. McCain speech attracts more viewers than Barry Christ Superstars.

9. The only smart homes in KCK are the ones never built.

10. KCMO loses more jobs. At least your kids are getting a quality education and your streets are safe...

THE WIRE

Another slow night in the metro due to the weather. Can local news departments cancel their broadcast due to weather?

1. Now this could be interesting. Imagine drive bye shootings being done with bow & arrow... Now that would require some skill.

2. Payday loans are never in good neighborhoods so who cares if they get robbed?

3. The brilliant officers of the Columbia, Mo police department have finally ruled that the body of a woman found in the trunk of a car was murder. WELL NO CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This weekends over/under is set at 5. For the first time I may take the under unless the weather clears up.

HIP HOP FLASH BACK

REDMAN, BETTER THAN ANYTHING OUT TODAY.

TOP TEN WAYS TO SPOT A PRODUCT OF KCMO SCHOOL SYSTEM

Since it is back to school time I thought that it would be important for you to be able to recognize products of the KCMO school district. This will enable you poor bastards who pay for these places of uneduction to see where your money is going.

1. Commodity trading involves glass bottles, aluminum cans and copper piping

2. Spells food wrong on "will work for food sign"

3. 40 years old and studying for the GED test

4. In line at city union mission with a T - Shirt that says "Class of 2010"

5. Gets a raise when minimum wage goes up

6. Financial skills are limited to knowing the dollar exchange rate on food stamps

7. From school bus pass to Metro bus pass

8. Phrase most commonly said "May I take your order please"

9. 2nd most commonly said phrase "Get the F*** out of your car"

10. People that think the crossroads district is cool