CHAPPELLE TUESDAY ON UMM WEDNESDAY

QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES TO READ TODAY, THE REST OF THE CRAP IS GARBAGE.

1. Those silly racist terrorist. I thought that Obama was their guy?

2. Obama will have plenty of strength to redistribute the wealth.

3. Hitler the ballless wonder.

4. Chicks wearing tool belts is a bad idea even in space.

5. Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school?

6. It warms my heart every time I hear that a prosocialist organization lays people off. This is the price you pay for being bias.

7. JOCO reaches out to the residents of KCK and KCMO during the holidays. Enjoy our leftovers.

8. The rocket sceintist that live in Eudora have concluded that a small fire lead to a big fire. BRILLIANT!

9. Further proof that the kids that attend the universities in Missouri are dirty.

10. The parents of the children attending KCMO schools show their support for the idiot hacks that couldn't get a job in a real district. Everyone of these idiots should be arrested for child abuse.

THE WIRE

1. The Mayor isn't the only back stabber in KCMO.

2. Gun shots at Central High are almost as common as seeing a Lexus in the parking lot of a Blue Valley school.

3. Who woulda thought that a park in KCK would be unsafe for a single woman?

4. Do KCMO gang bangers get workers compensation?

5. Dead Bitch Walkin

6. KCMO school system is not doing enough to prepare carjackers for the real world. This is really a simple story problem. If Carjacker A can not drive a stick shift but wants to go out a jack someone for their ride should he...........

NOT DEAD

I will be updating on a regular basis again starting tomorrow.

THE RETURN OF QUICK HITS

Top ten stories that you need to read today.

1. God is punishing Oprah for supporting Obama. When the fires are put out that city will still look better than the east side of KCMO.

2. Will the Brits start disposing of dead bodies the East Side way and just dump them on the streets?

3. Omaha has a better system for dealing with unwanted kids than Kansas City. In Omaha if you don't want your kid you dump them in a hospital. In KCMO you put them on a bus and send them to a public school.

4. Old women in Mexico face threat to their nightly sleep.

5. When keeping it cyber goes wrong.

6. Well, at least the East Side is safe from these.

7. Wouldn't the world be better without Abercrombie?

8. The self proclaimed voice of his generation sets a great example.

9. If you are the 5th country to do something do you really deserve credit?

10. Church says that Obama supporters are going to hell.

A SPECAIL MESSAGE TO THE MAYOR OF KCMO

It's sad that rappers have more intelligence than the mayor of KCMO

HAS THERE BEEN A BIGGER JACK ASS IN MUSIC?

For "his generations" sake I hope that they are all deaf and can't hear his voice. This is what happens wussification enters hip hop. If you will notice in the picture above not everyone in the hood is a umm fan.