Thursday, December 04, 2008
QUICK HITS
Ten local and national stories that JOCOIANS should read today.
1. Does anyone know what the street exchange rate is for food stamps nowadays?
2. The German army is a joke.
3. Did the UAW finally wake up and realize that getting paid $70 per hour to push a button was a little excessive?
4. Terrorist make terrible money.
5. Teenagers have started mutilating their bodies to cope with their daddy issues.
6. James Franco and Sean Penn get together and like it.
7. It's ok for a 17 year old to get an abortion without parental consent but if they share a naked photo of themselves with a friend they get in trouble????????????????
8. Hot KY serves an alternate purpose behind prison walls.
9. Christmas Party OUT, Muslim Festival IN.
10. Texas woman has a body infested with maggots.
THE WIRE
This section pretty much writes itself now.
1. Riverside arsonist cripple snow removal equipment. I wonder how many people will end up as red snow stains because of this fire.
2. Kiddie Gitmo in Abilene, KS.
3. 35th and Main is where I would want to be at 4:30 in the morning. This person might as well had a "Stab Me" sign.
4. It isn't even safe to stay inside and watch tv in KCMO.
5. Female cops in KCMO can't handle shoplifters. What happens when they go up against a gang banger?
6. I have heard of kids smoking weed with their parents before BUT smoking weed and WATCHING PORN. That is some straight up incest crap. Only in Missouri.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
DID THE SQUIT PLAY BASEBALL?
This will be my last post regarding the lack of presentation that the Mayors boss has. Anyways, one of the gals that works in my office mentioned that when she saw the clip of the Mayor on TV the other night she thought that she looked like Martha Hooch from a League Of Their Own
LIFE IN SOJOCO AGREES WITH ME
Read and enjoy you race baiting, hate filled bastards from Jackson County. Maybe one day you will finally realize that you don't live in a slave state anymore and join the inclusiveness of our great county. We dont discrimenate due to ethnicity over here just over income.
NATE BUKATY CALLS KU A BUBBLE TEAM
I think that this just proves that Bukaty should stick to baseball.
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