Thursday, January 08, 2009

IS IT RACIST?


Is it racist to deny prisoners based on their religion, color or crime?
I myself would welcome any type of prisoner to the great state of Kansas.

SAY GOOD BYE TO 325I GUY


As I was pondering the positive things that could come out of this economic crapper a vision appeared. I am not sure if it was fumes from my efforts to increase global warming or if was just one of those plain as day observations. Anyways, Living in JOCO the one guy that bugs me the most is BMW 325i guy.

This guy is the most annoying dweeb to cruise the streets of JOCO in his pimped out 325i. This is the same guy that has his abercrombie shirt collar popped, blasting emo music at stop lights and sipping on his double machiato latte with skim milk on his way to his job working as a junior sales rep for a pharmacutical company(isn't that where they all end up). His whole identity is his 325i and that says a lot.

Those of us that live in JOCO know that the 325i in nothing more than a Chevy Cavalier with leather seats and a navigation system. BMW makes this car so that we can spot posers and avoid them at all costs. BMW also knows that this person will pay $400 a month on a lease just to appear cool, when the car itself is nothing more than a method of displaying the BMW signal.

It like its owner is a perfect example of symoblism over substance.

With the recession breathing down our knecks this guy is gone and JOCO can rid itself of yet another example of douchebaggery.

IF ANY OF YOU FORGOT TO GET ME A KWANZA GIFT


THE WIRE



If the people of KCMO's East Side read this blog there would be a drop in homicides. People keep on getting killed making the same mistakes that murder victims before them made just weeks ago.

1. How many murders start with walking down a side walk after midnight? MOST OF THEM!!!!!!!!

2. If sending threatening and intimidating emails was a crime then half the people that read this blog would be locked up.

3. Kansas City needs better live coverage of Police chases. There is no reason that I should hear about this crap 24 hours after it happens.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

PALESTINIANS IN FLORIDA "JEWS GO BACK IN OVEN"


It just keeps getting worst. I told you last week that when you saw those protesters down at the plaza that this is what they were thinking. There is no way possible that a truce can survive. It is time that we get the hell out of Israels way and let them do whatever it takes to make them safe from these groups of hate.

THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN EXTREMIST MUSLIMS AND HITLER IS WHAT?


This story is yet another story demonstrating the muslims will not rest until Jewish people are wiped off the face of the Earth. Are the World Leaders and ignorant protesters hoping for another holocaust? The answer of course is yes. Why else would they be tolerant towards these people?

Let Israel finally end this crap and turn the loose to kill as many of these terrorists that they can. We should be applauding them not protesting them or attacking them int the streets.

YOUR DR. SOB LINKS OF THE WEEK


Here is your collection of noteworthy articles dealing with sex for this week. Keep in mind that all of these are found on reputable news sources that I get all over my other info from.

1. Nothing says healthy like a chick with a little junk in the trunk according to these doctors.

2. Hefner adds another blond to his herd of bright chicks with high self esteem.

3. It is now a fact. Mississippi is home to the skankiest chicks in the country.

4. Teens let it all hang out on social networking sites
5. Some people collect baseball cards, comic books, stamps, etc... What does Carmen Electra collect?

6. This man prefers blow up dolls to women.

7. Oklahoma woman must pay $350 fine for having sex with dogs.

8. Thin people have better sex. Wow, I am glad that study was done.