Monday, January 12, 2009
THE WIRE - Weekend Ketchup
1. A couple of local women find a quick solution to their credit problems.
2. Independence cops show off their recent time at the range on a couple of car thieves.
3. I was doing some checking and it appears that there have been more shootings in Lee's Summit this year than in KCK.......................
4. Missouri finally finds itself a cash crop.
5. Gardner residents take joy ride on K-10 to shoot at motorist.
6. KCK steps up its game with an early morning shooting on Saturday.
Friday, January 09, 2009
THE WIRE
1. I know of at least 8 manufacturing jobs that are now open. Just make sure you have the proper ID and wear a nice suit at your interview.
2. The KCMO cops are not feared by criminals.
3. Another murder in Lee's Summit. Maybe they should get started on their moat before JOCO does.
4. Further proof that we need to increase the pay for our troops.
5. I hope this kids emergency contact isn't his Uncle.
KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN.
I don't care who you are or where you live this story will make you chuckle. While KCMO is dropping a dead body every other day the KCMOSD is calling them to arrest kids for bringing a non lethal kitchen utensils to school.
QUICK HITS
EIGHT Stories that most of you morons wouldn't know about if it wasn't for me forcing you to read this crap. Enjoy
1. This story is for you inbreed hick from KCK. You will soon be able to buy squirrel flavored potato chips at a grocery store near you.
2. Solar Storm threatens to end our way of life according to NASA. Surely the Tree hugging leftist will figure out a way to say that solar storms are man made.
3. Hatred for Jewish people keeps spreading through out the world. This time in Rome. I can't believe that people actually support terrorist like Hamas and condem a country trying to defend themselves.
4. Since we have no proof as to skin pigmentation of Jesus shouldn't this be a nonissue?
5. Americans are too stupid to switch to Digital TV. You bastards are unbelievably lazy and stupid. If you can't get this right
6. I want the people that dump dead bodies in our fields and sidewalks to read this story. John Gotti knew how to take care of business.
7. Fox News asks you which NFL playoff team has the best cheerleaders (pssst it has pictures)
8. Those of us that watch THE WIRE on HBO aren't stunned about a Baltimore Mayor getting in big time trouble. I wonder if McNulty solved this one.
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