STUMP THE DOG

Has more national championships that MU.

HOMELESS SEASON STARTED?

Apparently Homeless season started on Feb 1st this year. I am not sure what the limit is but I am sure that it is listed some place on the net. If any of you have suggestions on where to set up a tree stand let us know.

Also, if you notice the perp is another white dude with tats.

WT ROBBERIES ON THE RISE IN N. OP

Wow, if you were ever looking for a WT stereotype this guy fits it.

1. Robs Gas Stations

2. Too stupid to use a gun

3. Tattoo on his gut probably saying something like "gangsta"

4. Wearing a wife beater

If this clown is smart he will get his ass to KCK where he can blend in better.

BERNIE MAC

FURTHER DOWNFALL TO OLATHE

OLATHE PARKING LOTS ARE NO LONGER SAFE.

BIDEN IS A JOKE

It is sad when the guy that picked your ass for VP is calling your dumb ass out on National TV. I am surprised that they havent seen his ass to Somalia for a "fact finding mission".

THE WIRE

1. Obviously this guy never saw the scene in Indiana Jones where he was attacked by a guy with a sword. KCMO Machete vs GUn.

2. MasterdeBater takes things too far in Hutch with a foreign exchange student.

3. I'm no genius but if I were looking for a drug dealer I would probably start in KCMO or KCK.

KCK SUCKS ASS

Im not even going to try to make this funny. Two kids were shot near a KCK elementary school. Your city sucks, what the hell lis wrong with you dumb ass's?