You gotta dig the fact that Nick isn't taking Chris Brown off of their awards show ballots. I also hear that Debra LaFave is up for Nick's Teacher of the year award...
Monday, March 09, 2009
CRACK, COOLIO AND STUPID QUESTIONS
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People have been asking me about this Coolio story all day due to my love of Hip Hop music. The main question seems to be "how could he be so stupid to try and get crack past airport security?"
HE IS ON CRACK!
When was the last time you heard someone do something intelligent after smoking rocks? This isn't rocket science people.
50/50
Those are the odds given by glorified weathermen of us being able to save the planet from man made destruction. There is however a 99% chance that their predictions are wrong.
I for one would like to see Environmental Groups start forming mass suicide cults based off of this news. Think of the "carbon gas" that we could cut if all these wackos were gone? If they truly loved this planet they would gather some cyanide, grape kool aid mix, some sugar and start drinking.
THE WIRE - STEADY MOBBIN'
"its better to be judged by 12 than carried by six" seemed to be the words of the weekend in the news.
1. Friendship Village sounds like a weird place to have a shooting..... That is until you find out it is in KCMO.
2. KCMO violence is starting to spill into the burbs of Mo. This time it was two people shot in Blue Springs.
3. Lawrence, Ks returns back to its thugish ways when two people don't get it their way in a BK parking lot.
4. You know your gangster when you pull a gun on a an old dude that can't leave his bed.
5. KCMO Shooters Hit 4 and kill 2.
6. Independence gets into the game with yet another homicide.
Friday, March 06, 2009
Thursday, March 05, 2009
QUICK HITS - I WILL SAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
I had a dream last night that inolved me walking through America like that dude in Kung Fu spreading the good word of conservatism and crushing pinko commie bastards like grapes.
1. Health Care providers and insures need to be afraid, very afraid.
2. I mentioned this last week but it seems to be picking up some more steam. Emperor Obama doesn't want private citizens to give to charity because it would diminish the governments role of mommy and daddy.
3. How many thousands of dollars is Bama wasitng to trash a radio show host? Is that what this country needs to be spending its time and money on right now?
4. The Central Bank of America refuses to tell us where the money went. I don't understand this at all. It is our money, it is our bank who the Hell are they to tell us NO.
5. If you vacation at a place famous for group sex and nudism what the hell did you expect?
6. Obama gives British Leader a Netflix subscription to show his gratitude toward our greatest friend.
7. WE MUST KILL ALL "BURPING" WORMS TO SAVE THE PLANET! GO NOW AND KILL!
8. The largest employer of KCMOSD Grads is closing its doors for awhile.
9. The Religous Right in Kansas block the selling of real beer in grocery stores etc... Thanks Bastards! I am glad that the government is able to dictate our behaviors once again......
10. Screw it it's too nice out.
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