QUICK HITS - TOMORROW IS TACO TUESDAY

Isn't it bad enough that we have to hear people bitch about Mondays, call Wednesdays "Hump Day" and then wrap up the week with "TGIF"?  WHY is it that Tuesdays are now officially Taco Tuesdays everywhere you go?  Are we not suppose to eat tacos on any other day?  Personally I could eat tacos any day of the week as long as they are from either In-A-Tub, Taco Via or Jack in the Box.  Sure these might not be considered authentic but Mi Ranchito showed us what authentic can do to you.  


Thursday is our only hope for normalcy during the week but that isn't exactly safe either.  Thursday is the official beginning to the dreaded question "what are you doing this weekend"...........



1.  If you want federal dollars for art you must first paint a mural or make a statue of our emperor. 
2.  Obama has been helping pimps and whores for over 20 years.  
3.  You mean that Beer bellies aren't good for you..........
4.  The racist bus attack on a white kid in Saint Louis was done by gang bangers.  Nice.
5.  Gay Vultures.  Yes I said Gay Vultures.
6.  Haitian police capture the jack ass that murdered his family.
7.  Could Bill Clinton be the only voice of reason in the socialist party?
8.  CNN could of come up with the 10 worst things to do on a lazy day.  READ THIS DAMN list.  
9.  After all the crap that this chick has gone through THIS is what causes her to melt down???????
10.   How can someone claim that a Gotti is a professional criminal? 

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

Jennifer Love Hewitt puts a Bikini on in order to discuss healthy eating. Any chance of this becoming a monthly column?

SHAKIRA - RADIOPLANET.TV

The song doesn't matter............

BEGGERS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS

If you are living in a housing project FOR FREE in KCK don't complain about the stench.  What did you expect?  A nice view and the smell of roses?  Just be glad you have a roof over your head you ungrateful bastards.  

It's probably the smell of decomposing bodies

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Man Shoots Self While Teaching Gun Safety

DUMB ASS 

MODER WARFARE 2 - MULTIPLAYER

SICK BASTARDS

The people guilty of the below crimes against children deserve to be tortured. I am not talking some weak ass water boarding. I want bamboo under the finger nails and battery acid on their balls. These sickos don't deserve to live amongst us.

Remember the last scene in Braveheart? I want that type of S***!

1. Lawrence man rapes his 16 year old daughter for a month and takes photos of her on cell phone. Sick F'er

2. Trial date has been set for the sick bastard that raped his daughter and killed the kid that she had because of it.

3. The mother that allowed her TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER to get beaten and raped is being charged with murder.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

Death, destruction and Mayhem.   Those are the 3 constant ingredients in a Kansas City weekend.  

1.  Since JOCO banks are probably the only ones with money in them in the metro this robbery attempt in Lenexa shouldn't be a surprise.  

2.  Patheetic losers are preying on KU coeds.  

3.  Meth in a small Missouri town????? NAH.

4.  When I think Paseo I think Party.  This party had it all including a good old fashion KCMO shooting.  

5.  There is a time and a place for everything.  The douche bags that vandalized this playground have no freaking class no matter what their political stances are.