Almost Daily Link Blast

Links, Links and more Links for you lazy non internet searching bastards. 

1.  The 25 Hottest Women that use to be in Sports
2.  The 15 Hottest Women of American Idol
3.  Lebowski Monopoly 
4.  Playboy - Top 10 Party Schools
5.  11 Athletes Americans want to punch in the face
6.  Top 10 ways to stop Godzilla from destroying the earth
7.  Gwyneth Paltrow back in a bikini
8.  Hacked - Play Retro Games
9.  20 Worst Star Wars quotes to say during sex
10.  Largest Online cookbook in/of the world.
11.  Awesome house disguised as a garage
12.  Biggie Smalls FBI file
13.  The 100 year history of Indian Motorcycles

Tha Alkaholiks "Daaam"

Murder slump?

Anyone else feel let down by this weekends shooting/murder numbers?  2 days of nice weather and all that you could do is 7? We have come to expect more out of you!

1.  KC murderers open mobile creation business.  2 dead.
2.  Another KCMO resident takes his banking business to JOCO.  PV Bank Robbed
3.  BV's Chirst vs. KCMO cops just in time for Easter.
4.  4 dead in murder suicide.
5.  KCMO shooters don't rest on Sundays
6.  Joco people don't know how to attack cops.

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures

If you didn't want to talk about your nude pics then you shouldn't of leaked them and used them to extend your 15 minutes of fame. 

Teacher Unions Blow

The KCMOSD is one of the worst districts in the United States of America yet these douche bag teachers think they should keep their jobs.  Psst, bald douche bag in the tweed jacket, you don't get a job for life when you become a teacher so stop your freaking crying.

Lack of money + crappy performance = Unemployed teachers

Eazy-E - Down 2 Tha Last Roach

For all of our 4-20 celebrating readers.

#9

Now ranked in the Top 10 (political blogs) in America. 

The Wire -Dead City Walking

Look for a nice uptick in crime this weekend.  The weather is nice, guns are loaded and there is plenty of revenge to be had.  Happy shootings this weekend fellas.

1.  Psycho plots to shoot up High School in Missouri
2.  Family of molested girl passed on telling the cops and decided to just keep the man away.  OH, the girl was 5.
3.  Gardner standoffs suck compared to KCMO standoffs.
4.  JOCO homes will continue to be burglarized until we put up check points on 435 to block all Missouri residents from our county unless they have papers
5.  You know times are tough when the professional crooks in Missouri have to use ROCKS to rob people.
6.  It wouldn't be the same if we didn't have a KCMO stabbing to report.  50 stitches is decent but I would of liked to of see a little more effort.
7.  12 year old raped by 18 year old in Grandview.
8.  Home Invasions in KCMO are making a comeback.
9.  KCK steps up to the plate with a nice gas station shooting off of 10th street.  Rare for such a nice part of town.....