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Joe Biden faces his biggest test as President in KC

 Is it really a good idea to put the president, (who is struggling to speak/think/walk/grope) in a city that has
both a Kansas and Missouri side?  Most people outside of the area that are fully functioning humans have a hard time with that fact.  Imagine the panic this Jurrasic in age man had on board Airforce One!  

Keeping in Gangsta! KC ranks along with Detroit, Memphis & Bmore in violence

 The KC Star ran a story that stated a survey
conducted by Wallethub that listed KC as the 24th most sinful city.  

THE HEADLINE that should catch the eye of everyone though is listed in the last paragraph.  KC is tied with Detroit, Memphis, and BMORE as the most violent per capita city in the country.  

Congrats libs!!  KC is with 3 of the biggest shit hole city's in the country.  AHEAD of CHICAGO, LA, NYC etc... 

What a fucking joke we have become.  

WYCO DEM = KC's biggest DOUCHE Aarron Coleman

Going into the election that brought us Aarron Colemon the voters were all warned that this guy
MIGHT be the biggest Gen Z douche to ever walk the face of the earth.  Rarely do people live up to this type of hype but Coleman has actually exceeded it.  This kid is killing it on the douchebag circuit!  It is truly hard to be the biggest douche in politics, especially when you are a newcomer but Coleman makes Trump look like a Care Bear. 

He is such a big douche that even the freaking DailyMail is covering it!

What does this say about WYCO?  I mean you guys elected him?  Let us forget that you thought that his age/experience was an issue.  Noooooo, you had nobody over 21 years of age in your county that was more qualified than him?

• Let us not forget that this guy is an abuser of women.
• Let us not forget that this guy actually said he should put a hit out on the leader of his own party in Kansas (a woman).
• Let us not forget that this guy THEN was arrested again for abusing a woman in JOCO!  
• THEN he asked one of his victims to join a freaking ANTIBULLYING initiative!  
• HE THEN was banned from the Kansas Department of Labor for disruptive and intimidating behavior
• Let us not forget that this guy has also been accused of stalking campaign workers

Can you imagine what this kid's rap sheet will look like once he has lived beyond 21 years?  He has done more than any other 21 year old in the history of Wyco to live up to every stereotype that white people in wyco have to live with on a daily basis.  Surely Kansas will pass a "Coleman Bill" of some sort to prevent this from happening again right?  

For whatever reason, Coleman seems to have a real issue with women.  Was he breastfed as a child?  Did the breastfeeding continue too long?  Did his parents put him in dresses and buy him dolls because they wanted a daughter?  I mean this kid's problem with females goes back before high school so there had to be some sort of trauma at a young age.  At 21 you haven't been alive long enough to have had even a serious girlfriend in the modern era and have the scars etc.. from dating/marriage.

This kid won his election by receiving 3,100 votes.  That is it!  The only challenger was a freaking write-in candidate that received 1000 fewer votes than this predator?

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Whataburger Hype is not warranted in Blandas City

 Have any of the people waiting at line this morning at 345am even had a freaking Whataburger?  I
would have to say that the answer is NO.  Let me save you the aggregation of waiting in line and getting let down, the burgers are above average but not great and the fries are brutal.  You could honestly make better fries with an air fryer.  

If you go to a community that has Whataburger and you drive by the place, you will see the drive-thru with minimal traffic.  Yet, you clowns are so caught up in Mahomes hype for this place that you are willing to wait in long ass lines, get up at the crack of dawn to stand in line, etc..?  What does that say about what is going on in Blandas City?  A fast-food joint opens and the city goes crazy, the newspapers have it as a months-long cover story, TV crews cover it like the Kennedy shooting, and radio show hosts passing off "paid reads" as real hype.  

You all should seriously get outside of your KC bubble a little bit more often.  If you did you would see that there are dozens of fast-food chains that we do not have that are far superior to this place.  There are fast food places that were here in the 80-90s that came and went that are far superior to this place.  Yet you Lemmings will blow up this spot for 6 weeks and then stop going.  

If you haven't had it, go ahead and try it but don't be one of the above-mentioned idiots and waste your time standing in line, waiting in your car, etc...  If you do go, get the onion rings instead of the fries.  

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JOCO Dipshit Alert - Be on the Look Out

 Be on the alert for wealthy JOCO elites to soon start driving Dodge
Ram trucks, wearing black cowboy hats, and of course the giant belt buckle.  Look for liquor stores to stock up on domestic beers that most people stop drinking once they turn 21.  Look for these douche bags to start using terms like "barrel racing", cowboying, rodeoing and "train station".  

That is right, Yellowstone is now mainstream.  

We went through this once before when Sons of Anarchy started becoming popular.  Suddenly while I was out on my Harley, I would see tons of yuppie fucks on their brand new Harleys wearing SOA leather cuts.  I shit you not, these idiots thought that they were cool and that bikers that had been riding for years wouldn't clown them.  We did.  Sure the show was great, but come on! 

You are a bland ordinary JOCO white.  The only struggle you have ever had in your life is taking a good Linkedin photo. The only time you faced death, swimming in the water at the Lake of the Ozarks.  

 Your lives have been such blank/bland uneventful canvases that you think you paint whatever identity you want on that canvas.  You are playing yourselves.  Go back to the gym, track your steps on your Fitbit and get ready for your next key party.  Stop trying to reinvent your bland life.  

You are just as annoying as JOCO women that thought that life should be like Friends or Sex in the City.