FRESH OFF HER BANKRUPTING OF KANSAS CITY

Kay Barnes is filing her papers today to make her run at congress. It was bad enough watching her run through money in KCMO like she was printing it herself but can you imagine her with federal dollars? Holy crap!

QUICK HITS

1. Mo Murda. Kansas City is going for the record and it appears that nothing is going to stop them.

2. Kansas City can't find money for anything anymore. This is the aftermath of spend at will liberals running the city for way to long. From Clever to Barnes these idiots have nearly bankrupt the city. Not that I really care. I got a new arena and some new places to go to lunch out of the deal for free. BUT why are the leaders of the KCMO gov trying to land yet another money burning project (light rail)?

3. Finally some good legislation out of Missouri. The rise of Obama can finally put an end to an outdated racist program. If he can become a presidential nominee without help........

4. Memphis slaughter. Amazing how these cowards always manage to hurt kids.

5. Firefighter that went back to get his kids happy meal toy was one of those killed at Wendy's in Florida yesterday.

6. New York does its part to fight recession in the inner city. Talk about your stimulus package!

82 YEAR OLD JACKED BY HIS SON

This poor old dude moved to Merriam to HIDE from his son. Turns out that Junior is no joke and held him up at gunpoint once he tracked him down.

WHY WE LOVE POLLOCKS

I caught this story off of Crime Scene KC. ( a must read by the way). There are so many things wrong with this story that I am not sure that I can cover them all.

1. He was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
2. The Vacuum cleaner had a smiley face painted on it.
3. It is common practice for polish people to vacuum their underwear.
4. The story mentions a man caught having sex with a bicycle.

I have attached a diagram of how a vacuum is suppose to work in an effort to educate our polish brothers that might not quite get the concept of what a vacuum is suppose to do.

CHUCK E. CHEESE JUST GOT BETTER

This has some serious potential, with the right marketing. Who wouldn't pay good money to see cat fighting at Chuck E. Cheese? I think they should set up a ring in the middle of the place and allow soccer moms to duke it out. The winner could get 6 tickets and the loser would have to eat from the salad bar.

Rules:
1. Matches could take place every Saturday afternoon (after soccer games)
2. Contestants would be put into divisions based on age and weight.
3. The moron dressed up as Chuck E. Cheese would be the referee.
4. There would be 3 rounds with a 2 minute time limit.
5. Biting, pinching, hair pulling and clothes ripping are all allowed and encouraged.
6. Matches would take place in the ball pit.
7. Winners from each location would advance to the championships held at the Sprint Center (Sponsored by Chuck E. Cheese).

Seriously, this could take the place of jello wrestling.

DRILL INSTRUCTOR Martin?

THIS GUY IS A REAL MOTIVATOR

DIGGER PHELPS DANCING BEFORE KU GAME