QUICK HITS - THE REST

1. See what happens when people start reading the articles? Carrie Underwood could fix this!

2. The best ticket ever handed out.

3. The liberal media starts the campaign for Obama off by attacking people that live in rural America. John McCain has no clue as to what he is in for.

4. 53 illegals detained against their will..... not by border patrol or Minutemen, by their own.

5. Natural selection at its finest.

6. More layoffs at Sprint. They need to change their name from Sprint to Limp.

QUICK HITS - CRIME CATCH UP

After months of research and tracking crime stats I have finally been able to put a finger on the reason that violent crime has spiked in the Metro (minus JOCO of course). I believe that the lack of McGruff the Crime dog ads which for years served as a reminder to our youth to not kill, stab, shoot, rape, car jack, extort, kidnap etc... is at fault. What else could it be? Surely it isn't ineffective policing tactics, liberal social programs, the desire to be Hood Rich, the early release of violent offenders due to prison overcrowding or drug wars. Blame TV! Blame McGruff!

1. KCK pulls the Hat Trick! That's right, THREE people gunned down on Central Avenue. Those crazy kids in KCK never let me down.

2. Out and about at 2am on Wabash. Did you expect another outcome?

3. Freemont lowers its carbon footprint by stabbing and not shooting. Al Gore is pleased.

4. I for one was shocked to learn that this gentleman had a criminal past. If you read liberal blogs you would of thought that cops just randomly shoot people.

5. I have never understood why a fine company like Quick Trip would open up a store in KCMO. Maybe after this they will stick to the burbs where their rollers of food are appreciated.

QUICK HITS

1. WITCHES & BITCHES. No I am not talking about some crappy art exhibit at the crossroads. Code Pink is back to protesting the Marines and they brought back up!

2. Do you make more than your stay at home mom wife?

3. Birth Canal = Super Highway

4. Liberals think that a war over oil is a bad idea but how about a war over food? We could kill two birds with one stone if we act now!

5. Hindus get beef removed from British Airlines.

6. Selfish Union workers are effecting the lives of others.

7. When a car is broke into in JOCO it is news worthy! I dig the fact that this story will get just as much air play as this murder in the East Side.

8. The most creative burglars in Metro history were sentenced today. The metro will miss these bastards. With these idiots off the streets all that we are left with are 7-11 robberies.

9. KCMO releases last years police report. In a down year there was still one person killed every 4th day. I have a feeling that this years report is going to be a little different.

BIKE WEEK????????????

It has just come to my attention(thanks tony) that next week is going to be the most dangerous week for motorists of the year. Next week there will be armies of ultra thin people draped in spandex and retarded helmets taking up traffic lanes meant for cars. Next week the streets will be filled with "that guy", the guy that thinks that climbing a hill at 3mph is manly, taking up a traffic lane that is 6 feet wide with a bike that is 6 inches wide is their right, that wearing yellow bracelets will put them in the tour de france and the same ahole that picks rush hour to "train". Next week is BIKE WEEK!

If they want to have a week, no problem, make it the 3rd week of December. Do we really need to start off spring with a week that reminds us how annoying these people are?

This week will be a war of good vs. evil. Celebrate bike week with getting up behind one of these morons and riding your horn as they climb that hill. Cut them off at intersections. Screw the turn signal, let them look for your arm as you signal right and turn left. Slow down while in front of them to drink your coffee. Give them maps that show them where the BIKE TRAILS ARE! The metro has spent $$$$$$$$$ to give these jerkoffs a place to safely ride, USE THEM. The key here is to be creative and have fun with it and to remind these people that there is no such thing as THE TOUR DE JOCO.

QUICK HITS

1. Financial Gap? On one hand Overland Park is going to spend $13,000,000 on artificial turf for a kids soccer stadium. On the other side of the tracks, there is an estimated 2,000 teens homeless in the Metro. Do people really care about the homeless when the weather is nice?

2. If you own stock in Google, Intel, Clearwire etc... SELL, SELL, SELL. Everything Sprint touches turns to crap so why wouldn't this venture?

3. KCK man plots against JOCO resident. This should put KCK on notice, JOCO is watching you!

4. The strike isn't even a week old and these guys are already feeling the pain? To quote Charles Brown..."Good Grief". Their leadership is doing a great job of taking care of them.

5. Opportunistic Bastard: SO now the Cyclone is a result of Global Warming????? Haven't these things been happening for 1000's of years? What's next, Earthquakes?

6. Global Warming causes Volcano to erupt in Chile.

7. Teacher called wizard and fired for performing a magic trick.

THE WIRE

This show might have a bigger following now that it is over than it did while it was up and running. I came across this great link for a character break down today that covers all 5 seasons.

WASTE OF TIME & EFFORT

The headline reads "school district needs significant improvements". WELL NO CRAP! Everyone knows that. The thing that everyone wants to know is what the hell are you going to do to improve it? After reading the article all that I could find was that the school district will have to file quarterly reports and put on a good dog and pony show for inspectors....

Are these the same people that are looking for Bin Laden? How the hell do 2oo people inspect the school district and think that they are on the path to accreditation?

This crap is hilarious.