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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
EWW PART 2
Last week a once attractive Brittney Spears posted some recent pictures of herself that reminded us all that she is still fugly. This week its Lindsey Lohans turn.
THE WIRE - TERRIBLE TUESDAYS
Tuesdays are typically the first day of the week that real work is done. Let's face it Mondays are a waste. This transfers over into violent crime as well.
1. Dead bodies out in the open in the middle of the afternoon? That is just laziness on the part of the killers.
2. 15 year old kid attempts to beat the crap out of his mom with a baseball bat. Keep it real!
3. Bibles are bad for your health.
SHAWNEES GREATEST TALE.
"The salesman said the husband had invited him in, pulled a gun, demanded sex and passed out during the act, police said. The salesman then picked up the gun and about that time the wife got home, he told them."
Joe Lambe, jlambe@kcstar.com
This is one for the archives. Great writing by the Star on this too.
Monday, June 15, 2009
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
Kansas City residents have forgotten how to lie.
1. Man shot execution style in KCMO. The cover stories are pretty pathetic.
2. He didn't know that he was being chased by police? Then why the hell was he driving on shoulders and weaving in and out of traffic? Yet another crappy story.
3. Psycho comes to mind here.
4. I think it would be safe to say that the Metro is always in a stand off with the North East.
5. Going into a siding business at 2am? Sounds like someone got robbed after nailing a chick at his office.
6. It is no longer safe to take a piss at JOCO bookstores. THANKS FREAKS!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
QUICK HITS - FREAKY FRIDAY EDITION
Weekends are the time when everyone gets to forget that they may lose their job, their personal freedoms are being taken away, the government is ruining capitalism, we are close to war with 5 countries and your retirement plan is gone.
We do this by drinking, eating BBQ, going to sporting events and spending time with your family(that you see less than the people you work with). So enjoy yourself this weekend because Monday it starts all over again.
1. HIV has hit the Porn industry. Shocking I know. BUT YOU KNOW there will be some sick bastard that will make a porn called HIV Chicks gone wild and some of you sick bastards will buy it.
2. White people taking Africans away from their families? Madonna knows its 2009 and not 1709 right?
3. You have to be the most unlucky bastard on the planet to get hit by a freaking meteorite the size of a pea.
4. Obama is more like Stalin than Putin. Can the leaders of the Republican party get anything right?
5, Is the government getting ready to take over the tobacco biz?
6. The NYPOST has a great slide show regarding Movie remakes.
7. Maybe now Obama will have a reason to turn the economy around.
8. 9 FOOT TAPE WORM! AWESOME.
9. Time to take all of your rabbit ears to the metal man.
10. Are we really suppose to believe that this election is real?
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