Friday, October 02, 2009

MAC MALL - CALI CRACK

URBAN ED IS CODE FOR RACISM

WTF is this Urban Ed crap?  What are they trying to say here?  That it takes "special training" to teach in an urban area?  



THE WIRE - JACKING A KIA?

Over the last 3 years I have come to realize that not only are the city's criminals a bunch of dumb ass's, they are a special kind of dumb ass.  From crappy aim at drive by shootings, police chases that last 30 secs, robbing of dollar stores and fast food joints, robbing east side homes full of nothing and now Car Jacking a freaking Kia.  If you bastards don't get your act together we might not set the murder record!


1.  The Kansas City Metro pawn shops are going to be full of crap from Olathe.  So if you are looking to get a good deal on the flow bee mullet attachment now is your chance.


2.  Someone actually carjacked a Kia.  Dumb ass.


3.  If you cant rob people that don't speak english then who can you rob?


4.  Are KCMO residents driving further north to dump their bodies?


5.  Independence will have to go back to Meth


6.  Can West Shawnee succeed from the rest of the city?  This kid is a freaking joke.  Nice job jack ass.

JO CO DON'T KNOW BBQ

HOW THE HELL does Zardas, Smokehouse, Haywards and the crap house on 105th and Roe remain open and ADAMS RIB CLOSES??????

Well at least we have 500 Starbucks and 90 Mimis.  Uppity bastards.

Monday, September 28, 2009

SMOKING CRACK

If someone out there knows of a junkie could you please ask them what the hell happened to Crack.  Seriously, in the early 90's that is all we heard about but now not so much.  Did Meth take over?

VELVET REVOLVER - THE ONLY BAND WITH A CLUE

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - RADIOPLANET.TV


THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

You have to love the consistency of the East Side.  You can almost count on that part of town producing one dead body every 3 days and on the weekends the All Stars come out to play. 

1.  Maybe the smell coming out of Columbia isn't from the women.......


2.  Three of the ugliest folks the trailer parks have ever produced got caught in a police chase.  Seriously, you have to look at the pictures of these douche bags.

3. East Side man gets a face lift.

4.  East Side residents try to signal the police by shooting at them.

5.  The life expectancy in East KCMO has to be 25 years.  

6.  Sick bastard charged with raping a freaking 5 year old.  Why is this guy still alive?