Sunday, July 31, 2011

Question of the Day

Are there more laws to control our behavior (limit our fun based off of some elitist bible toting beliefs) or to prevent crime?

Hidden Cams in Coeds Apartment

Crime of the Weekend




The legacy of Pony Boy & Johnny lives on!

Random Crap


1.  I am sick and tired of hearing nothing but negativity and fear come out of the mouths of our government officials.  Everything is the end of the world to these idiots except for the stuff that could actually end the world.

2.  Trader Joe's has been worth the wait.  Great food and even better service.  If you haven't gone because you are "too cool" to believe the hype, good.  Stay away.

3.  South OP just created 30 jobs for residents of KCMO/KCK by opening up a new Arbys on 149th street

4.  I went to the dentist this week to get a tooth fixed that I broke eating ribs at Gates.  They prescribed my some Vicodin for the pain but you would of thought that they were transferring over the launch codes for our nukes.  Don't we have better things to worry about?

5.  I now have over 600 apps from the apple store for my Iphone & Ipad - Out of those I use 20 on a regular basis

6.  Sway Calloway is the new morning show host at Shade 45 - If you are a fan of Hip Hop, this is can't miss radio.

7.  White Trash is more attitude than income.  You would be surprised at how much WT there is out here in South OP.

F OFF Elitist

Excuse me if I don't wait in line to kiss the rings on the fingers of our elected elitist officials that supposedly save the world.  Let's be honest here, all they did was increase the limit on their credit card (and they OWN the credit card).  The financial experts all agree, this bill is garbage and will do NOTHING to solve the real problem in D.C.

Our government has completely spun out of control and the biggest offenders reside in the Senate.  It is time that we cut back the length of their terms or put term limits on the most corrupt 100 people in the nation.  This group of douche bags not only take the most money from special interest groups but they also control the most import committees.


Selena Gomez Bikini



Monday, July 25, 2011

Mila vs. Portman

Two movies with the same damn story within 3 months of each other?  The originality of Hollywood is amazing.

Headline of the Day


"Winehouse Cause of Death Undetermined"



Your kidding right?

It's always a white guy

Whenever a story like this happens you know that the suspect is white and has a cheesy mustache. At least the city was safe from Topeka residents for a couple of hours.

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

Do gangsters, rapists, murderers and other psychos take it easy when it is hot out?  Hell no.  If anything they step up their game.  Can you imagine what this group could do with some decent weather?  

1.  This douche bag thought that wearing camo pants would hide him while he robbed a bank.
2.  Something tells me that Club Sweat isn't a popular hang out for Jocoians looking for a good time.  Shooting.
3.  Rap Concerts are usually so peaceful... Midland Theater Brawl.
4.  Maybe it would be simpler if they just reported the streets that they didn't find dead bodies on in KCK.

There are several more stories but I think you get the idea.

Pete Rock & Smif N Wessun "That's Hard" feat. Styles P & Sean Price

Sunday, July 17, 2011

The Wire - The Metro is F'd

It's always the same neighborhoods and headlines in the police blotter. The metro has been desensitized to violence in those neighborhoods which means that nothing will ever be done to solve the problems there.  It has become as much a part of our city as BBQ and crappy baseball.  
1.  Happy Rock Cop dragged for 2 blocks by one of our stand up citizens. 
2.  Blunts will cost more in the metro thanks to this mushroom hunter. 
3.  Another North East arson fire improves property values in the metros bests neighborhood to raise a child with a lifespan of 23 years of age.
4.  It takes the KCMO police department 30 years to catch a rapist (and they are bragging about it)
5.  Nothing beats the classic drive by - 1 dead - 1 injured - North East again.
6.  The last thing you expect in a bar fight is someone pulling a chainsaw out.