Occupying the Wrong Thing

Cleveland burnout protester occupies woman's body against her will.  

HEADLINE OF THE DAY, WEEK, YEAR?

COPS: Female rapists drugged male hitchhikers, collected semen for rituals...

The Wire - Approach To Danger

This weekend was one of the most productive in the history of the East Side.  For now on 2-4 murders in a few day span will be considered peaceful and lackluster which makes you wonder if the competitive spirit in the East Side will rise to the occasion and go for double digits.  What's to stop them?  The mayor that can't control his own pimp slapping son?  The Chief of police that we don't have?  The citizens that live in the war zone that no longer resembles a city and is closer to South Lebanon?  The "community activist" that have failed their community for the past decade?

Nope, the only way this will stop is when the ammo runs dry.

1.  If only the Royals could turn a triple play like our gangsters in KCMO.  3 killed and yes, 3 killed.
2.  Suicidal Teen on "Smart" avenue keeps cops away from their job.
3.  Masturbating man asks 10 year old for directions in Lenexa.  Joco continues its perv streak.
4.  Normally shooting someone in the head would be a big story but  not when people are killing in 3's.
5.  It now takes 4 KCMO residents to carjack someone.  Kinda overkill isn't it?
6.  Olathe murderer gets tracked down through his cell phone. Joco just doesn't have the quality of murderers that the East Side has.
7.  Anyone that has been on 8th and anything in KCK knows what a crap hole it is.  1 chick killed
8.  14 year old chick stalked by a 16 21 53 year old wacked out perv. NKC
9.  40 year old lawyer perv from KCMO used the internet to stalk 14 year old girls in JOCO.

Let a Ho be a Ho

I first heard those wise words from one Mr. Willie D back in the 90's and today I heard The Voice of Merrill come close to saying that exact thing.  Today on his show he had a segment regarding legalizing prostitution and I for one agree with him.  Why do we waste so many resources on sting operations, street sweeps etc...?  Shouldn't our limited city funds go to fight violent crime, build roads and ohh I don't know Educate our kids? 

How quick would the religious fringe right of our party be to drop their fiscal stances so that they could continue to fund the policing of "sin crimes"?  Those hypocrites would tax air in order to keep others from "sinning".  (another reason to despise these zealots). Keep in mind that most of these people are also the ones that get busted for solicitation or in the case of religious leaders molestation. 

If some woman wants to whore herself out to pay rent, great!  Better to take money from a customer than from my tax dollars.  Why should I subsidize the office space of the local town whore?

And why should we have to look at these skanks walk the streets in order to find customers?  Screw that, let them advertise.  Consider it neighborhood beautification.  It Tulips on Troost is such a good idea then skankless corners have to be even better.  Surely people that solicit these beauty queens wouldn't mind shopping for a better deal and perhaps a better product.

It's not like people are going to be proud that their wife/husband is a whore and nobody is going to brag about having to pay for it right?  So the stigma that comes to paying for ass will still remain and that should be enough to keep these establishments out of plain site of the public and allow us to spend our tax dollars wiser.

The Wire - Spring Cleaning

Any good murder handicapper can tell you that temperature is a key factor when predicting violent crime in this city.  The first day of Spring this year didn't let us down. 

1.  House Party 4 - 3 shot 1 killed in KCMO
2.  It's 3am, you are in East KCMO and at a bar WTF did you think would happen - 2 shot - 1 killed
3.  Going to a 7-11 in East KCMO is pretty freaking stupid - Dead
4.  KCK man arrested for being a naked perv in a strangers house.





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SMSD PERV and the Double Standard

The way that this story will play out all depends on the genders of the 2 involved.

If the teacher is an attractive woman with either a male or female student then there will be a slap on the wrist and a Playboy photo shoot. 

If the teacher is a man or an ugly butch woman then there will be people roaming North OP with pitchforks and torches. 

Complete list of female teachers that have taught sex ed to students.

THE WIRE - Funkhouser is dangerous

 

It is good to be back discussing crime in this jacked up city.  Can anyone say that the violence in this city has seen any reduction in the past 3 years?  Then why the hell would you want to reelect Funkhouser?  Are sidewalks in front of schools more important than saving lives?  This man and his administration have been a failure in protecting the citizens of Kansas City which is truly the only job that the government should do. 

1. Pedophile was a Scout Leader and Cop?  Don't these groups do any background checks?
2.  Apparently the threat of terrorism and violent crime in our city has vanished.  Why else would they spend so much time and money on a freaking online gambling ring.
3.  "Tougher neighborhoods"?  Reading this story you would think that this took place in East KCMO and not Overland Park.  Nice writing.
4. Independence Cop tries out for the part of Barney Fife.
5.  KCK cops raid the ONE apartment complex in KCK that doesn't have a drug lab.  What are the odds?

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

“Real men get in naked.”

 Officer James R. Silke - sexual predator

ANOTHER SLUT TEACHER

It is wrong for a teacher to have sex with a student, I get that.  But this kid was of legal age, had a baby on the way and it was consensual.  How is it that this whore is facing prison time?

KCMO Pervs run the streets

KCMO man decides to skip the formalities after asking if a chick is married and giving them his phone number.  Sick Bastard.

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