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KANSAS STATE GETS SPANKED BY XAVIER

While the Jayhawks continue to roll over everyone that is put in front of them the AAU team in Manhattan continues to struggle. This is what happens when you assemble a team of AND1 players with a coach thats biggest win was in High School.

The question of 2008 is which is worst Football or Basketball in Manhattan?

XAVIER 103 KANSAS STATE 77

THIEVES WATCH CHANNEL 9 NEWS

It was only a couple of days ago that Channel 9 brought you this helpful information. Well today they posted this wonderful follow up story.

QUICK HITS

1. Keeping it Ghetto a robber decides to rob a Rent-A-Center in KCMO. Why would you rob one of the only businesses brave enough to open up in your hood?

2. Is Lee Summit far enough away from KCMO? It appears not.

3. Hillary Clinton has no shame. Now the loon that wants to be president is saying that she risked her life for this country. In the words of one Charles Brown, Good Grief.

4. It appears that someone from KCK won a trip to NYC and left a present.

5. Bad news for everyone, Chelsea Clinton is not allowed to speak. She is however excellent at sitting, fetching, rolling over and chasing the mailman.

6. Half ton woman. Do I need to comment on this?

7. Bhutto is dead. That is all I keep reading and hearing about. Until a few weeks ago I had never even heard of this person. blah, blah, blah, blah blah.

KCK - Homes full of filth & kids

Who would of suspected this? As I posted earlier this year when Extreme Makeover was here they should of done the whole freaking city. According to the story the house was full of feces and trash. What the story doesn't clarify is if they were referring to to contents of the house or the people living in it.

You decide.

THE CHIEFS

Where to begin.

1. Fire Mike Solari
2. Move Carl Peterson away from football operations. He should remain as the CEO of the team since the owner is never here.
3. Trade Larry Johnson for draft picks.
4. If you can get the best QB on the board draft him.
5. Cut the following players

• Ty Law - Unless you make him a safety
  
• Patrick Surtain
• The whole O-line except for Wegman & Waters
• Eddie Kennison
• Kris Wilson
• Jason Dunn
  

6. Lower ticket prices - They are going up regardless once the renovations are over so give the fans a break for now.

QUICK HITS

1. People are risking life and limb to flee KCK.

2. Isn't this a scene out of an AIRPLANE movie? I am surprised the plane wasn't totaled after hitting one of KC's famous potholes.

3. It appears that young girls are following the lead of Jamie Lynn Spears. This 13 year old "decided" to shack up with her 34 YEAR OLD "boyfriend". And yes she is pregnant.

4. Some nicknames fit.

5. Cheap coffin? I have always known that people that grew up in the great depression were frugal but this is over the top.

6. Even the Latino Street gangs of LA are racist. They simply follow the lead of their biggest gang, La Raza.

7. When old people speak it is often humorous. McCain is irrelevant not Legend.

8. Fred Thompson says that he is not interested in running for president. My question is when did he start?

POST UPDATE - MURDER

I wanted to update my murder prediction post from last night. It appears that my predictions came close but fell just a bit short. I don't blame this on my ability to predict the future. I instead put the blame where it belongs.

1. KCK would be killers had a bad night with the aim.
2. The same can be said for their partners in KCMO.

It could be the cold.

QUICK HITS

1. Shooting up a Hooters isn't a way to make friends in prison. To some that is all they have to look forward to upon release

2. Warning! Throw any and all Camel meat that you have away immediately, it may contain Anthrax. I for one will be switching back to llama during this time.

3. The desire to see Hannah Montana has no limits. The mother in this story is a real gem.

"We did the essay and that's what we did to win," Priscilla Ceballos, the mother, said in an interview with Dallas TV station KDFW. "We did whatever we could do to win."

4. Wouldn't a topless women lure any guy? Let's be honest here.

5. There is nothing that I TUNES won't control within a year. The idea of renting videos for your ipod is genius.

IT COULD BE WORST

If you are one of "those" that find joy complaining about winter weather in WINTER then take a look at these sites and you might just stop your complaining.

FAIRBANKS, ALASKA

SOUTH POLE

What type of weather do you expect in December???????????

KEITH LANGFORD

Keith Langford has finally made an NBA roster. Today he signed with the Spurs.

TOP TEN PIZZA PLACES IN KANSAS CITY

IN NO ORDER

1. PIZZA SHOPPE
2. STONEWALL PIZZA - 103RD & PFLUMN
3. ORIGINAL PIZZA
4. MINSKY'S
5. PAPA KENO'S - OLD OVERLAND PARK
6. KELSO'S - NORTHLAND
7. D'BRONX
8. WALDO PIZZA - BEST BUFFET IN TOWN
9. GEORGE'S - 95TH & ANTIOCH (USE TO BE LEO'S PIZZA)
10. VILLA CAPRI - METCALF

RUNNER UP: CASEY'S GENERAL STORE - BELIEVE IT.

ANOTHER MURDER

Take a guess where.

1. Troost
2. Prospect
3. KCK
4. Independence Avenue
If you picked number 2, you are correct. Of course by the end of tonight all of the choices could be right.

CHANNEL 9 NEWS THINKS YOU ARE IDIOTS

On their website they have a story advising people to warm up their cars when it is cold outside. REALLY!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE FREAKING TIP!

MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS A GENIUS

She just got done telling my wife that Daddy's did all the hard work and Mommy's don't.

The montessori schooling is truly paying off.