QUICK HITS - HALF TIME EDITION

TOP 10 stories being discussed by intelligent people in JOCO today. Pop up edition will be available at a later date for KCMOSD grads.
1. Normally I would feel sorry for someone that has human feces smeared all over their face. The victim here is a lawyer...

2. White Powder stories use to be a big deal. How lame are the people that tried this gag? Come up with some new material you pathetic unimaginative bastards.

3. Islamic blight will linger in the skies a little bit longer in KCMO.

4. Yet another Religious leader guilty of a sex crime. This time the victim was a 10 year old girl.

5. Lohan going the exact opposite way of Simpson.

6. A story about a 2 year old girl getting abused by her parents that is too sick to comment on. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK>

7. Doesn't this sound like something out of Doctor Evil's lab?

8. Canada a better example of capitalism than the United States? Might just be.

9. K State AD quits amid controversy.

10. Florida firefighter steals severed foot. Ewww.

GARDNERS TURN TO IMPRESS US

I am going to call for an Emergency Meeting of the SOJOCO Free Masons. This meeting will be yet another step in creating a "Blue Valley" county

Standoff and Gunshots in Gardner have pushed me over the edge.

MERRIAM

It has long been my belief that when white people give up on life in JOCO that they move to Merriam. Does it surprise anyone that a freaking METH HOUSE was found there? I would gladly trade Merriam to KCK for 4 season tickets to the speeday. Sound like an even trade to me.

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH RELIGIOUS LEADERS

For a group of people that preach daily against homosexuals there sure are a lot of wannabe homosexuals leading them.

"satisfy their sexual instincts"

WHAT TYPE OF KINKY CRAP IS THIS?

TUCKER TUESDAYS

THE WIRE

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP? Get off your ass's KCMO & KCK and put in some work damn it!

1. In the area that the Mayor of KCMO wanted blight rail to run through, a man was shot in the foot waiting for the bus...

2. Louisburg elementary school principal is a junkie.

THATS IT!

THE RECESSION WILL KILL YOU

The fact that more Americans are eating McDonalds now than before should scare the crap out of you. Have you thought about the trickle down effect this will have?

1. Recession hits so people look for food bargains

2. People settle on unhealthy crappy food guaranteed to clog your arteries.

3. As the recession expands so does the eating of McDonalds.

4. More and More people become obese and suffer from clogged arteries.

5. Insurance companies start increasing premiums in order to turn a profit.

6. Obese people show up at work less due to health reasons.

7. Production falls at companies trying to compete in hard economic times

8. Company is forced to pass along increased premiums to employees

9. Company goes out of business

10 go back to step 1

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

Anyone else seen this movie? Holy Crap this scene was funny

KCMO PARENTS KICK ASS

No not really. Once again the good people of KCMO haven't let me down. It appears that some families can't afford to feed their kids so the schools are now sending food home with them over the weekend.....Excuse me but where the hell is Social Services on this crap? A parent can loose their kid for spanking them BUT if you can't feed your kid you can keep him/her?

And when the hell did it become the responsibility of A School District to expand its reach to the home and weekends?

If you can't feed your kid do the right thing and give them to foster care where they can at least have a chance. If you wish to help feed a KCMO kid visit this link.