DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE?

I mean do you love your wife enough to wear a T-Shirt that says you love her after you choke the sh!t out of her?

DROPKICK MURPHYS

NEW REALITY SHOW?????????????

This mother might have just come up with a new reality show for Fox.

THE COLITIS HOUR

Shannon and Parks need to change their weekly segment with the Mayor into the COLITIS HOUR. Because nobody talks more bullsh*t than him.

For now on I will be referring to the mayor of KCMO as COLITIS.

QUICK HITS - KISS MY IRISH ASS

Remember that no matter how hard you try tomorrow you will never be Irish.

1. Thanks to the littering by the United States in space, Aliens will soon end up drowning in space.

2. A mayor that doesn't like bloggers? Weird.

3. Conn. cops chase cock.

4. "Investigators have information to suggest the woman cooked pieces of her murdered friend and ate them," AWESOME!

5. Getting shot in the stomach by an arrow in NYC has gotta suck. The last time this took place the United States was ruled by a king as well.

6. One more thing for your wife to bitch about............

7. Don Imus has cancer.

8. Another Tea Party was thrown to protest the extremist regime that duped lemmings into voting for the communist party.

9. An NWA biopic could be coming to a theater near you.

10. Another WWF wrestler dies. RIP to TEST.

SCOTT PARKS HASN'T A CLUE

If you listen to this ass clown discuss the economy, politics, sports, media or weather you have noticed what an idiot his guy is. "The economy isn't effecting me so it cant be that bad" Are you freaking kidding me?

Scott, please switch political parties, you are just a pretend Republican as is and our party is already full of douche bags.

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

Here I was thinking that we got through the weekend without a dead body turning up. Well not 1 and not 2 and not 3 BUT 4 dead bodies found in one KCMO apartment. That has gotta help them with leasing.

FINALLY: SUBSTANCE OVER STYLE

How about that. There are voices in America that will fight for our freedoms instead of selling us snake oil. Thanks Newt!

THE WIRE

1. Since these vehicles were heading North I doubt that they were residents of JOCO. But this crime does cover the trashiest parts of JOCO in one swoop, Orlandos and Merriam.

2. How does one guy bring a gun and the other end up with a hammer? Only in the East Side baby, only in the east side.

3. Paseo and Brooklyn Ave...Welcome back to the wire.

4. East Side knife fights suck.

EMO IS DANGEROUS

Either Emo is Dangerous or elementary school kids in Bonner Springs are stupid. I refuse to call a kid in elementary school stupid so it has to be Emo's fault.