THE HITS NEVER STOP FROM THESE IDIOTS!

I seriously think that this woman sits at home and thinks of ways to be an idiot. The latest one about her writing a book is pretty freaking funny. Have you heard the audio clip on 980s news report?

Seriously, who in their right mind would relocate a business to KCMO with this guy and his wife behind the wheel of the Titanic. It's almost as if they are trying to steer the boat into the ice burg.

Be Proud of your ELECTED official because you voted for him. LOL!

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Military Used Pigs In Blasts To Test Armor"

This story is awesome in so many ways.

WHAT A GREAT INVESTMENT IDEA

Whose bright idea was it to build "green" houses for the freaking poor? And why would you build anything at 49th and Olive? All I know is that there are going to be some crack dealers saving money on their energy bills if these houses remain vacant for much longer.

Hell EVEN IF you lifted the income restrictions nobody would buy them because of their location. This just has stupid written all over it.

FUNKHOUSERS PROBLEMS ARENT NEW

Dear Mr. Mayor,
When you are looking for answers for the problems in your life you needn't look any further than HIP HOP music. Eazy E for example give you great advice on how to deal with your wife. If I were you I would drop the double barrel and grab the harpoon as Mr. E suggests.

GOOD LUCK
JOCOSB

ELISHA CUTHBERT HOT ?

Mary LeGault PICS

TELL YOUR FAMILY YOU HATE THEM

This Easter be sure to let your family know that you hate them by purchasing your Easter dinner at Wal-Mart.

No this is not me being a SOJOCO snob, this is me warning you of the poor quality of Wal-Mart meat(if you can call it that). If you go this route you might as well put a can of spam on everyones plate. Skimp and save the rest of the weak but don't go this route for freaking Easter.

Never buy your meat from a place that can change your oil and sell you tires.

OBAMA MAKES THE UNITED STATES WEAK

WHY THE HELL IS THE LEADER OF OUR COUNTRY BOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LONG LIVE THE PIRATES!

Tell the truth, deep down inside you are glad to see that Pirates are making a big comeback. The world just seems like a better place with these guys putting in work. For nearly a decade pirating had lost its luster and had been wussified into stealing music or movies.

When I think Pirate I don't think of some dork with a laptop writing scripts to break Sonys latest encryption programs. Missing limbs, hooks, patches, parrots, treasure chest, planks, rum, wenches and flags with skulls on them are what pirates are really all about and don't forget it. Don't replace Long John Silver and Blackbeard with nerds with pocket protectors and thumb drives instead of swords.

I say the more Pirates the Better!

MERRIAM PLEASE GO AWAY

Dear People of Merriam,

I am begging you to leave the county of JO. You provide no value or substance to our county and truly don't fit the mold. The interviews that you dumb racist bastards gave to 980 are an embarrassment to a county that is for inclusion and diversity. I believe that the residents, politics and economy of Merriam would best fit the WYCO mold and plan on doing some research on how to take out the White Trash.

Kiss My Ass,
JOCOSOB