Are there really people that buy their porn and sex toys by the dozen? Instead of the yellow smiley face what exactly is their symbol for savings? And what does Deep Discount mean at one of thes joints?
Thursday, April 16, 2009
QUICK HITS - BANDWAGON
As I listen to Mike Shannon and Scott Parks go on hour two of tea party discussions I have to ask myself, self, why are they discussing this? They weren't in favor of them, Scott Parks has made every effort to discredit these events and Mike Shannon is clueless. YET they have no problem profiting off of them.
These so called Republicans are doing everything in their power to tear apart the new conservative movement because they can't come up with show ideas of their own. These guys are to worried about their face book page and T-Shirt and Coffee mug giveaways to understand the real issues that people care about.
1. Why do all liberals that work for the government look like Peppermint Patty or a TV drag queen? The chick that has called us terrorist is no exception.
2. If you ask a liberal they will tell you that the reason Jesus was left out of Obamas speech was because he was the one giving the speech.
3. Mexican Drug Wars Kick Ass.
4. John Madden will no longer state the obvious to viewers on Sunday Nights.
5. It seems that the Y2k wackos have found a new cause to freak out about.
6. Video Games once again blamed for the death of a child. Never mind the parents that couldn't see that their kid was constructing a plastic parachute and then opened up then jumped out of a 13 story building.
7. New Yorks psychotic governor introduces a Gay Marriage Bill.........Not that there is anything wrong with that.
8. The man that caused these two chicks to throwdown has some pretty sick taste. One is a 15 year old girl and the other is a chick stuck in a wheelchair. Well the chick in the wheel chair went road warrior and stabbed the teen to death. The Lesson to this story is to never trust people in wheel chairs.
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9. Jamie Foxx might learn that it is not smart to mess with people from Appalachia.
10. Hulk Hogans wife needs to rid her house of knives ASAP.
GOING THE EXTRA MILE IN KCMO
Do we know for sure that she wasn't helping him through a sexual addiction problem? The funny part of this whole story is that he hit on her and landed her, nailed her several times and then ditched her ass when something better came along.
PUT THE LAST TORPEDO IN THE STAR
It's time for us to finish the job and put this slanted rag of propaganda out of business for good. If you are still getting the paper sent to your house, cancel it NOW. If you own a business and advertise with them, cancel it. The reputation of this paper is at an all time low and their has been no effort to improve upon the quality and bias shown in each paper and each headline.
Bloggers, if you link to them for news stories try another source. Don't drive internet traffic to their site.
To quote the immortal MC REN "You don't care about me how the F am I suppose to care about you"
TEA PARTY LAST NIGHT
The Tea Party that went down at the JCCC last night was incredible. If you did not have a good excuse for not attending you should be ashamed of your unpatriotic ass's. Some observations from last night both good and bad.
- It was nice to not hear the word "Republican" at this event. Until these bastards get on board they are they will remain the right wing of the Dem party.
- Unfortunately there were the "Don't Tread on Me" flags and a few people dressed up in costumes from the 1700's. I would like to think that we had move beyond that, guess not.
- 980 KMBZ and Darla Jaye did a great job. That was one of the craziest remotes I have ever seen and the show seemed to not miss a beat.
- For those of you that don't believe that the conservative movement is inclusive of all people I saw the unthinkable, a man with a mullet standing next to a man in a three piece suit. Obviously this was WYCO and JOCO coming together for the greater good.
- Conservative chicks are better looking that liberals.
- Instead of burning flag, hanging our president, enciting riots, throwing balloons of urine and making threats to our country (see liberals). this thing was pretty peaceful. I don't even think I heard anyone cussing, besides me.
- This signs were there were creative as hell. My favorite was the little girl with the ATM cut out.
- Neil Larrimore worked his ass off at this event
- Dennis Moore doesn't stand a chance in the next election. Cya banjo strummer.
- The two best interviews of the night. The Staff Sargent that lost his leg and Angelo Mino from Ecuador. Truly inspirational.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
QUICK HITS - ELITIST IN KC
I have been trying to install my IP scrambler all day but I have been getting interrupted by people emailing me about the media douche bags in our city. Lets look at the facts here folks, these elitist are hacks that couldn't make it in a major market. Instead they are running campaigns, writing ediotrials and copying conservative talk radio in the little market that KC is.
Would you listen to a diagnosis given to you by a Doctor that finished last in his class? Hell no, then why would you listen to these idiots?
This edition is shortened due to Tea Party obligations
1. If you think that tax revenue fell in Q4 just wait for the first quarter results from Obamas budget.
2. It is truly sad when the white flag waving French think that your president is a wimp.
3. Coroners were not able to determine anything from Marilyn Chambers autopsy. Rumors of her gagging to death might live on forever.
4. Winnie the Pooh is braver than Obama.
5. Santeli will forever be remembered as the father of the 2009 revolution.
6. A woman that couldn't keep her own husband in line has put together a plan on fighting Pirates?
7. Obama doesn't beleive that succesful people work hard.......
KC'S BIGGEST DOUCHE BAGS
Notice that most of these guys are old geezers that haven't had a real job in decades or people that have to act a certain way to get an audience. The stance that these extremist are taking on the teas party is typical of elitist wannabe intellectuals.
DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT.
If this was an ACORN rally they would be calling it the greatest event in history.
Yael works for a newspaper that is failing worst than a celebrity marriage
Glorioso wasn't able to beat the worst candidate for Mayor this city has ever seen
Scott Parks, acts like a 14 year old that thinks he knows it all and embarrasses the Republican Party.
Mike Shannon thinks he is the moderator of a debate and unwilling to take a stand.
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