Monday, May 18, 2009
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

You gotta love a warm dry weekend!
1. As JOCO kids celebrate their High School graduations and prepare for college, KCK kids are already working in there future profession. 3 shot in one night.
2. Don't you think it would be a good idea to hide the keys if you work at a freaking group home. The best part of this story is the fact that a 10 year old was involved in the theft. Awesome!
3. Pulling a knife on someone is common place in KCMO schools. Hell it is even encouraged considering the alternative is pulling a gun. Well when it happens at a OP middle school it is headline worthy!
4. JOCO's low crime rate allows officers to spend time helping people in other ways.
Friday, May 15, 2009
KCWIRED TALKS MEXICAN FOOD

This guy might have the hardest blog to write due to the lameness of our city. However just like his website he steps up and drops a nice review.
Enjoy,
JOCO SOB
Let’s be honest; there isn’t a whole lot going on in KC this weekend. With that said, for your reading pleasure, I present my latest Mexican restaurant review:
The KC area is full of Mexican joints; I am not talking about the stuff you smoke. That is a different column altogether. In all seriousness, there are many great places to eat in KC. Whether you are into authentic Mexican or the ubiquitous Tex-Mex, KC has it all. This week I had the pleasure of visiting Fronteras in SOJOCO. They have couple of locations in JOCO. The one my wife and I visited is in the Deer Creek strip mall. When we arrived, I had reservations about trying out new Mexican place. In fact, I contemplated driving down the road to Jose Peppers, another Mexican joint that always delivers fantastic Tex-Mex cuisine. With so many choices, why risk eating something you may regret later? After my hungry wife prodded me into trying it out, we entered the unassuming establishment only to discover a modern looking restaurant with soaring ceilings and minimalist décor. Imagine, a Mexican restaurant without the hokey Mexican horns and blankets most places feature! Now, back to the food; I ordered a “Chunky Burrito” that was stuffed with large chunks of perfectly seasoned pork and ground beef. It had the perfect blend of rice and beans. It was simply terrific. My wife ordered the chicken enchiladas, which were equally as tasty. The rojo sauce was perfecto and the chicken was magnificent. Wondering about the chips and salsa? They are on par with the best of what KC has to offer. I strongly suggest you check out Fronteras Mexican Restaurant and let me know what you think! Casual attire and moderate prices.
Peace,
QUICK HITS - ITS A TWISTA, ITS A TWISTA

I bet there is some good people watching at a trailer park when the Tornado Sirens go off. It would almost be worth setting up a webcam out there for days like today. Now that I think of it, a webcam at a trailer park would be hillarious to watch even when the weather is nice. I will make some calls and see what I can do.
Gary Lezak said that he didn't know if we could take more than 2 inches without there being problems.......
1. Dildo sales benefit local kids. That is a sentence you don't think you will ever type.
2. We are doomed for sure now! Obama pissed of the Canadians...
3. This house is an example of what we have to look forward to with Obamas energy plan.
4. Notre Dame protesters have more energy than their football team in recent years.
5. 51% of Americans are now against killing babies. This is the highest it has been in over a decade when this poll started.
6. Do they really think that 108 kids are going to clean up KCK? I bet if you drive through there on Monday it will look like they were never there.
7. For those of you that don't know what to expect when you hit puberty, Fox News has come up with an article breaking it down for you. Because we all know that kids surf Fox News.
8. Chinese build sexual theme park.
9. KDOT finally realizes that there is a problem at 435 and i35
10. Obama tells you that his economic policy is dangerous.........
MORE KCMO "TRAFFIC CAMS" ON THE WAY

The parents of dead children throughout KCMO are glad that the city is more worried about speeders than violence.
Here are some sites that will help you fight tickets that you receive from the douche bags in KCMO.
http://www.highwayrobbery.net/
http://www.phantomplate.com/
How to fight red light traffic tickets
EHOW.com
FESTIVAL OF DEATH

Here is the money line of the story.
"Organizers also hope to change the neighborhood's image and encourage "life long learning.""
