Wednesday, January 16, 2008
CLARK HUNT ON PETRO TOMORROW
If you are a chiefs fan be sure to tune in tomorrow to hear the owner of the Chiefs finally speak. If you miss it pick up the podcast on I Tunes. The interview will be on during the 11am time slot and should run an hour.
WE DODGED PAUL HACKET
The chiefs signed Chan Gailey to take over the O Coordinator duties. I hope to god that Herm stays out of his way and lets him do his job. This guy is good.
QUICK HITS
1. Police evacuate building after suspicious package found inside the department. My guess it was an envelope that contained last nights police blotter with no mentions of a murder.
2. Tonganoxie kid seeks attention and should be locked up for a long time for this type of threat.
3. Another reason why MU sucks.
4. American Idol is starting to feel the effects of Jordan Sparks and Taylor Hicks.
5. WOW! Emergency Room goes Deliverance. They didn't mention if they told him to squeal like a pig.
6. So how will this work? Let's say that your dog is old and unable to function so you decide to put it to sleep. Will you now need to get permission from it?
7. How timely is this? The only shocking thing when rereading the events that took place between Monica & Bill is how calm Hillary remained while her husband serviced the help. You would think that she would be mad at Monica for cheating on her.
8. HA! They are recounting the votes in New Hampshire. This is good and bad news. The good is that they think that something might be wrong. The bad is that they will stop there. I want to know who & how those extra ballots got there.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
LOOKING TO SKIP WORK ON A MONDAY?
If you are looking to squeeze one more excused absence out of your employer for the month of January than might I suggest MLK day. Now this can be a tough one to pull off if you work for a company that doesn't automatically give this day off but I am here to help.
After extensive research (2 minutes) and careful planning (making this up as I go) I have found the perfect event for the average white guy in JOCO to use as his excuse. The MLK program takes place in (are you read) BLUE VALLEY!!!!!!!!!!! No need to drive to the hood, just drive down to 158th street in South OP and enjoy. Too good to be true? That is what I thought as well, but there is more! You can even purchase an event T-Shirt to take back to your boss or wear around your one black friend. There is also rumor of actual african americans attending this event (think photo op).
So this year when you think about Martin Luther King be sure to think Blue Valley because nothing says diversity more than South OP and enjoy your day off.
AMERICAN IDOL CLIFF NOTES
Tonight begins another long journey of American Idol. This show is basically the same every year yet we continue to watch it for some reason.
Things you can count on
1. The hot chick with a so/so voice will advance to the round of 12
2. There will be a contestant with a checkered past.
3. The auditions will be full of ass clowns making fools of themselves to get on TV.
4. Paula will walk out on Simon
5. The celeb judges will think everyone is great
6. The winner will not sell as many albums as the runner up
7. The fat african american chick will have the best voice.
9. The term "pitchy" will be used over 2,000 times.
10. Simon and Ryan will call each other out for being in the closet.
11. At least 15 of the people that audition will cry.
12. The term "fugly" will be used inside viewers homes through out the auditions.
13. There will be 10 stand out performances and the rest will be average.
14. Lounge singer, Cabaret, wedding singer etc... will all be used to describe average performances.
15. They will purposely advance another Sanjaya type.
16. A blond will make it to the final 4
17. There will be at least one guy that is considered "a rocker", one chick that is "alternative", 2 chicks will be labeled "country", etc.....
18. My DVR will not work at least 2 times this season.
19. The media will think that Simon is to mean
20. The finale will be 2 hours long and only 5 minutes will matter.
There now you don't need to watch.
QUICK HITS
1. Bless their little over achieving hearts. Yet another murder in..............KCMO. Maybe the cities plan is to let them kill each other off because whatever they are doing it isn't working.
2. Black male, corruption, political shake downs, sex crimes, secret codes etc.... no I am not talking about The Mafia. I am talking about organized religion. “I am here to raise hell,”.....Good luck to you buddy.
3. Former Mayor Clever compares the Clintons to the KKK. (he must read the blog too)
4. Considering their track record when Bill was in the White House this makes complete sense.
5. This is straight out of the movie Vacation. I wonder if they dragged her dog behind the RV.
6. Just when you think gas prices couldn't get any higher the government approves MORE TAXES ON GASOLINE.
7. KCMO thieves continue to rob stores with no $$$. First Bob Evans and now a freaking Thriftway.
Monday, January 14, 2008
QUICK HITS
1. Anytime Nixa, Mo makes the local news it goes on this blog. Our criminals have no borders and need to leave the fine people of Nixa alone.
2. Thieves rob a Bob Evans???? I am sure that joint was full of cash and well worth the future prison sentence that these morons face. IF you were to rob a local dining establishment wouldn't you choose one that doesn't offer AARP discounts?
3. What does the FBI have against Whitey? Haven't they learned? A strong mob means crime stays organized.
4. Princess Diana a high priced whore. I knew it!!!!!!! You would think that you could find an attractive whore for the price she was going for.
5. Clintons take the leash off of Chelsea but keep her on the farm. I am sure that a twenty something year old girl that has lived in mansions most of her life is well equipped to tell others how to live.
6. FINALLY!!! DRUG TESTING FOR WELFARE MOOCHERS!!!!!!! Time to start selling my urine.
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