QUICK HITS

1. Maggots make mans eyeballs their new home. Way to go hospice.

2. What exactly would you call this tax?

3. The Joker is dead.

4. Bill has hard time recovering from the Klan rally the night before.

5. How this guy got away from this robbery is beyond me. The road construction going on at 103rd and 69 highway is terrible.

6. Even the cops are getting shot in KCMO. I think these guys are taking murderfest 08 to a whole new level. Luckily the cop escaped with no major injuries.

7. Buffy goes all nude.

8. 11 month old kid gets hammered with the help of his parents. Judging by the house that they live in and what his parents look like I would say that they were doing the kid a favor.

KANSAS CITY MISSOURI HAS BECOME A JOKE

and it needs to stop before it spirals further out of control and this city becomes a bigger joke. Let's look at some of the wonderful things going on with the metros anchor tenant (kcmo) and how this effects the area.

1. Coe, McFadden-Weaver and Katheryn Shields all criminals in one way or another. The idiots were kept in power despite shady dealings and controversy. Don't think for a minute that there aren't more of them doing the same thing as I type this.

2. The Mayor - seems completely clueless when it comes to PR. This guy runs through city hall like a freshman on his first day of high school.

3. The School District - 20 something superintendents in 20 something years. The school board is full of people that have a KCMO public school education, how intelligent can they be?

4. Police Department - Jim Corwin is a complete disaster. Anyone can cook stats to make it appear that the crime rate is going down but anyone that reads a newspaper or watches the news or hell even dodges bullets while sitting on their porch know better.

5. Economic Development - I am not talking about Arena's and more retail. When was the last time a major corporation moved its HQ to Kansas City? I get the whole "build it and they will come" theory but someone needs to be out there selling what we are building.

6. Convention Business - When the hell did our convention business depend on liberal special interest groups? La Raza, NAACP, _______ religious group etc. The city needs to steer away from conventions that will be used to blackmail the area to push their agenda.

7. Blight - When in the hell is the city going to start tearing down known drug houses, cleaning up parks and alleys? If you don't clean a cut it will get infected.

8. Unemployment amongst blacks - DID I READ THAT 40% are unemployed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND GET TO WORK. I don't want to hear that there are no jobs out there because the people that are employing illegals are saying that there ARE NO WORKERS!

9. The media - WHY IS THERE NOT MORE COVERAGE ON THESE ISSUES????????? It is easy to report on a murder, poor test scores, conventions leaving, unemployment etc.. How about you get off your asses and cover the REASONS WHY THIS IS HAPPENING. The people that cover sports in this city make a bigger deal out of Larry Johnson not playing than the people at the star or local TV stations do regarding real issues.

10. Light Rail - Too much time is being spent on this Disney Land ride. People in Kansas city like to drive, always have and always will. Now drop it.

11. A MEMBER OF THE PARKS BOARD QUIT AND IT IS NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I blame La Raza, The Mayor and the media for making this an issue.

• La Raza for exploiting the situation to try and gain some PR in this town. Until Semler came along who actually gave a crap about them? Well enjoy the spotlight because the heat is now going to be coming your way. Where you get your donations from, the citizenship of your members/protesters, where does the money you get go? Is it being used to break the law?.... Have fun.
• The Mayor for being a PR nightmare. There was no compromise possible yet your dumb ass continued to show up at protest meetings thus adding fuel to the fire.
• The Media for being lazy in their coverage. Are you afraid of asking minorities tough questions?

Who in their right mind is going to relocate their family or company to this city while all of this is going on? The trickle down effect that this stuff has DOES in fact effect the people living in the burbs and beyond. The problems is that nobody seems to care, because many of these problems have been around for awhile now with no REAL action taken to fix them. We would rather complain about the branding of neighborhoods, parking at the Sprint Center, what type of car the mayor drives etc.... Do you know why? Because we have become apathetic to the whole situation. It has become the norm.

Even the MU cheerleaders are bad

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STOP THE MADNESS!

Three people robbed a Taco Bell. Seriously is this some sorta joke? Why do these morons continue to steal from these broke places?

THE HARLEY ROCKER IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got an email today from the good people at Worth Harley Davidson saying that they have a ROCKER. I will be heading up there on Tuesday to check it out.

JUST HOW BAD IS WYCO?

The great minds in WYCO think that by using your tax dollars to bribe people that they might actually get people to live in their county. If you are already residing in the area, well you are screwed.

Just think about this. A county that is having problems with crime, poverty, blight, corruption, gangs and education wants to tax the people that actually live there MORE. Not to fight the above mentioned problems but in an attempt to bring in a higher quality of resident. Basically they are saying that if you live there now, you suck.

QUICK HITS

1. Ugliest woman in KC tries to take deputy for ride. Seriously, this woman is scary looking.

2. Remember when Indiana Jones went head to head with the sword dudes? Well this guy suffered the same fate with a machete

3. Baldwin City enters murderfest 08 by throwing one up on the scoreboard.

4. This poor guy never even got to eat the chow. How in the hell are these guys suppose to keep the streets safe when they can't even keep a guy in a holding cell alive?

5. PMSBC continues their slip out of any type of relevance regarding the news. And they wonder why they are in last place.

6. Hillary Clinton hands out hot chocolate to black people in efforts to make up for her recent racist ways. On Tuesday will be in South Carolina handing out 2x4's, gasoline and white sheets.

7. How the mighty have fallen. Bill Clinton is now considered a cancer inside his own party.

8. Lipstick gives women bigger breast. I couldn't make up this story if I tried.

9. Another union is about to cave.

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QUICK HITS

1. Holy Crap I thought there was no hope for the robbers in this city BUT these two have it all figured out. Bob Evans & Thriftway = NO MONEY, Bank in JOCO = MONEY! These two might of saved the reputation of all KC Metro criminals.

2. Bobby Fisher, dead. I don't really think this is news but is seems to be a big deal to other people. Nobody cared when the worlds best Monopoly player died.

3. A COLD STONE CREAMERY was robbed. That is like the United States invading Puerto Rico, IT MAKES NO SENSE.

4. George Bush doesn't think that I could use an extra $800 but nearly everyone else in this country does. These could be the biggest welfare checks ever given out.

5. Jackass's like this need to be shot on site.

6. A reminder to always look behind you before backing out of your garage. This is tragic.

7. Time might be running out if you are standing in line to sleep with Brittney Spears.

8. Wouldn't that be a bad place to get a splinter? Those guys in Hollywood sures iz smartz.

9. Dr. Phil gets probed.

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TODAYS CLARK HUNT INTERVIEW ON 810

Here is a link to the podcast.

QUICK HITS

1. Some people are just too stupid to speak in front of large groups of people. This guy might take the cake. Has he never seen the movie Head of State?

2. Anti war groups prove once again that the only reason they were protesting was for political gain.

3. Cable companies finally find another way to screw you.

4. Crappy road crews responsible for the deaths of 3 people. Good job guys!

5. KCMO thieves continue to show their intelligence by breaking into an empty mall.

6. Once one of these move into your neighborhood you know your screwed. The neighborhood can also expect a new payday loan, Captain D's and We Buy Ugly houses billboard once this place opens.