GARDNERS TURN TO IMPRESS US

I am going to call for an Emergency Meeting of the SOJOCO Free Masons. This meeting will be yet another step in creating a "Blue Valley" county

Standoff and Gunshots in Gardner have pushed me over the edge.

MERRIAM

It has long been my belief that when white people give up on life in JOCO that they move to Merriam. Does it surprise anyone that a freaking METH HOUSE was found there? I would gladly trade Merriam to KCK for 4 season tickets to the speeday. Sound like an even trade to me.

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH RELIGIOUS LEADERS

For a group of people that preach daily against homosexuals there sure are a lot of wannabe homosexuals leading them.

"satisfy their sexual instincts"

WHAT TYPE OF KINKY CRAP IS THIS?

TUCKER TUESDAYS

THE WIRE

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP? Get off your ass's KCMO & KCK and put in some work damn it!

1. In the area that the Mayor of KCMO wanted blight rail to run through, a man was shot in the foot waiting for the bus...

2. Louisburg elementary school principal is a junkie.

THATS IT!

THE RECESSION WILL KILL YOU

The fact that more Americans are eating McDonalds now than before should scare the crap out of you. Have you thought about the trickle down effect this will have?

1. Recession hits so people look for food bargains

2. People settle on unhealthy crappy food guaranteed to clog your arteries.

3. As the recession expands so does the eating of McDonalds.

4. More and More people become obese and suffer from clogged arteries.

5. Insurance companies start increasing premiums in order to turn a profit.

6. Obese people show up at work less due to health reasons.

7. Production falls at companies trying to compete in hard economic times

8. Company is forced to pass along increased premiums to employees

9. Company goes out of business

10 go back to step 1

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

Anyone else seen this movie? Holy Crap this scene was funny

KCMO PARENTS KICK ASS

No not really. Once again the good people of KCMO haven't let me down. It appears that some families can't afford to feed their kids so the schools are now sending food home with them over the weekend.....Excuse me but where the hell is Social Services on this crap? A parent can loose their kid for spanking them BUT if you can't feed your kid you can keep him/her?

And when the hell did it become the responsibility of A School District to expand its reach to the home and weekends?

If you can't feed your kid do the right thing and give them to foster care where they can at least have a chance. If you wish to help feed a KCMO kid visit this link.

THE FALL OF JESSICA SIMPSON

I don't really know what to say about this other than I can't believe that is her.

LADIES TAKE NOTE: IF JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS LIKE CRAP IN MOM JEANS IMAGINE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IN THEM.

The before and after pics I posted will make even the strongest man cry.

STRONG WINDS DEVESTATING THE STL

It appears that the high winds from the cold front that moved in over the weekend has made it so STL residents can now smell KCMO.

JOCO residents should be thankful that we are West of that place.

IT IS TIME TO 86 OLATHE FROM THE COUNTY

Section 8 Housing? Federal Grants? Those are ground for automatic ejection from the county of JO.