QUICK HITS - LATE EDITION

I apologize for the delay in my blogging today. I am sure that most of the JOCO metro area was lost and confused with out my guidance through the smear that is the local/national news.

1. Rather than paying off 90% of Americas home loans the bastards in Washington would rather rob you blind and spend the money on crap. Imagine life without a mortgage!!!!!!

2. Even more reason to think that A Rod is a douche bag.

3. Economic czar in UK threatening to break out Eastern Block travel restrictions to protect the air.

4. Smoking weed will kill your balls.

5. Obama is as coordinated as Steve Urkel

6. Illegals sue American citizen for not letting them Trespass......................

7. Thanks to liberals in congress we are all being forced to eat ghetto meat at McDonalds

8. You know the world is messed up when Chris Brown turns into a woman beater.

9. If Zeus is a myth then how the hell did they find his birthplace.

10. The Irish are the only people with any sense on this planet.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

I gotta hand it to you crazy bastards, you really stepped up your game this weekend. Hell you even drove into OP to drop a body. Awesome.

1. Kids on Prospect cant even find safety inside their houses from their parents.

2. You rarely hear of a murder taking place before 11am in KCK (usually too early)let alone on a Saturday.

3. Drug addicts die in Columbia, Missouri.

4. KCK man kills a JOCO resident, IN JOCO.

FOR YOU NO GAME HAVING BASTARDS

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RED COUNTY WEEKEND POLL

Be sure to check out this weekends poll from the folks over at Red County. Surely you lame bastards have time this weekend to answer 5 multiple choice questions. Sorry KCMO, its not True or False.

KCMO IS A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE

If you don't mind hearing your neighbors house being raided by the police. It also has to be encouraging to residents of the crap hole to our east to know that their neighbors have guns, drugs and are wanted for murder.

HIP HOP FLASHBACK

NEW UNDERGROUND

I picked up their new album a couple of weeks ago and finally had some time to get through it today. This is what Hip Hop has been missing!

NICE COMMERCIAL

THE SIMPSON LAST NAME MEANS YOUR DOOMED

HOLY CRAP! This chick is self destructing right before our eyes.

THE WIRE - SHORT EDITION

1. Leavenworth residents have been smoking crack for aromatherapy and to help them forget that they live in Leavenworth.

2. KCMO steps up to the plate with a nice double homicide before the start of the weekend. Look for retaliation killings this weekend.

3. With the recent string of grocery store robberies in Olathe one has to wonder just how bad life is over there right now.

4. Somebody rented Barber Shop this week.

5. Kansas Prisons become more prison like due to lack of funding.

SICK BASTARDS

I am not exactly sure what I could add to this local story.

GANGSTA GANGSTA

A buddy of mine that works for the federalis just sent me this link. As I have stated over and over again on this blog GANGS are the biggest threat to the nation at the present time. OPEN YOUR EYES DUMB ASS'S.