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LET'S KICK SOME POOR PEOPLE ASS!

Today...I am declaring war on the poor of America. For far too long the poor have lived off the work of others in this country. They aren't going to use these handouts to improve their life, scheming for handouts is their life. Would you just sit back and let someone steal half the money out of your wallet everyday? Hell no. It's time to fight!

• It's time for us to tear down Section 8 housing and build new golf courses.
• It is time to eliminate food stamps, WIK and all other government sponsored "money". If you don't have cash, tough.
• If you see a bum on the street give his ass a job application after your take his change and dump out his booze.
• Women on welfare that have more kids need to be thrown in jail.
• I want a 2 week period in which we can loot government housing for shit that is better than ours. If they have a better TV than you, take that crap. YOU BOUGHT IT!
• I want tow trucks lined up outside the trailer parks and ghettos to tow each and every vehichle out of the lot. What the hell are you doing with a car when you are eating steak bought by us, living in a house bought by us and watching cable tv, bought by us. Take the bus!
• If you see a poor person sleeping on the street or napping in their home, WAKE THEIR ASS UP! Why do they get to take naps, screw that.
• You want college money, GET A FREAKING JOB and earn it.
  

NO MORE FREE RIDE! Its time to make it hard on these folks or else they will never get off their ass's. If they want to redistribute something, how about the stress, pain & fatigue that those of us that are productive take home with us everyday after work.

THE WORLD IS FULL OF THREATS/THE WIRE

With the world being such a dangerous place nowadays it baffles me that we are raising a generation of kids in a nerf world. Is not playing tag at recess going to help Johnny from becoming a victim? Would it not be in our best interest to toughen up our kids to prepare them for the crap that is ahead of them?

Here are a couple of stories JUST FROM TODAY that should scare the crap out of you.

1. Alabama man goes psychotic

2. 15 killed in German School.

3. There are now over 1 million people on the terrorist watch list. THANK GOD it isn't 1 million and 1, then we would have a problem.

4. It is no longer safe to cruise the streets of Waldo in a wheel chair.

5. Women are being raped in N.OP.

6. KS college towns are full of rapist.
7. Misosuri Man goes on rampage shooting 29 cattle.

8. Your kids are getting raped at Church.

A REAL CITY COUNCIL - FUNNY AS HELL

QUICK HITS

It has come to my attention (from a reader in Georgia ) that without the quick hits section today that some of you MIGHT start thinking for yourself. The thought of people reading headlines from other media outlets and BELIEVING THEM, well, that scares the hell out of me.

1. Warren Buffett woke up from his nap and realized that Obama was a dumb ass.

2. Nancy Pelosi once again shows her Elitist colors. Apparently she believes that the US AIR FORCE is her own fleet of Private Jets. Ahhhhhh your tax dollars at work.

3. Awesome High School cafeteria fight breaks out in the NY.

4. Rock throwing chimp is somehow a miracle????

5. Pelosi wants to take away more money from the rich to give to the poor.

6. I would hope that these bastards would show a profit after we have given the billions of dollars. This is smoke and mirrors people..

7. Tanning Bed catches on fire with man inside of it. Now that would be funny to see.

8. If Miley Cyrus has a heart condition does that mean that Hannah Montana doesn't?

9. Two dumb ass's in one room. Is the world ready?

10. Scientist are dead set on destroying all religions.

SHANNON & MARX

Will these two bozos continue to milk the "Rush vs. Obama" story? If they do won't that be day 7 of their lack of show material?

GET IT TOGETHER GROUCH

THE NEWS SUCKS TODAY

What a boring ass day for "real news" today. Sure I could post a bunch of stories with different angles on the same crap that happened over the weekend, but why do that? Instead the blog content for today will be completely random crap that I find that seems either funny or interesting,

For those of you that read this blog from the JOCO metro area do not forget that KCMO still sucks, Independence is full of meth and KCK is the gutter of all existence. You will more than likely get killed or robbed entering any of the places mentioned above so procede with caution. Just because there is no morning WIRE post do not let your gaurd down.

I will take a look around the internet again this afternoon/evening to see if anything is worth a damn then.

QUICK HITS - MOST OF THE INTERNET SUCKS

Another Monday is about to come and go and thanks to me you are all just a little bit smarter than you were yesterday. When we live in the crap storm that we live in now, the best distraction is humor. Just today I went through somebody elses blog list and laughed my ass off at the garbage that is out there. Be thankful that you have found me, seriously, most of the rest of the crap on the internet sucks.

Do yourself a favor and follow the blogs to the right of this screen and delete the rest of your bookmarks.

1. Cloning will not occur on Obamas watch. I call BS on this, you know that by the end of the year Obama will have a midget clone of Rev Wright running around the White House.

2. Something tells me that Houston, Texas might not be the best place to visit right now.

3. Utah will soon be full of drunk mormons.

4. Our "friends" the Saudis are getting ready to beat the crap out of a 75 year old woman for eating bread from strangers.

5. Pirate museum opens in North Carolina....

6. AWESOME! Russian dude dies after eating 43 pies. That my friends is a great headline.

7. Are Vampires Real?

8. If the world bank is so freaking smart then how come they didn't predict the crap hole that we are in now?

9. Worlds of Crap in Kansas City is up for sale. This could be the worst theme park in the country...

10. Who the hell breaks back into jail?

AND THE AWARD FOR SMAKING HO'S GOES TO....

You gotta dig the fact that Nick isn't taking Chris Brown off of their awards show ballots. I also hear that Debra LaFave is up for Nick's Teacher of the year award...

CRACK, COOLIO AND STUPID QUESTIONS

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People have been asking me about this Coolio story all day due to my love of Hip Hop music. The main question seems to be "how could he be so stupid to try and get crack past airport security?"

HE IS ON CRACK!

When was the last time you heard someone do something intelligent after smoking rocks? This isn't rocket science people.

50/50

Those are the odds given by glorified weathermen of us being able to save the planet from man made destruction. There is however a 99% chance that their predictions are wrong.

I for one would like to see Environmental Groups start forming mass suicide cults based off of this news. Think of the "carbon gas" that we could cut if all these wackos were gone? If they truly loved this planet they would gather some cyanide, grape kool aid mix, some sugar and start drinking.