Now I know that there are a lot of broke ass hillbillies living in Arkansas and that Little Rock is one of the poorest metro areas in the South BUT COME ON! Who the hell mistakes windshield washer fluid for Kool-AID.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
QUICK HITS - MASS APPEAL
The number of people that read this blog outnumbers the amount of people that know how to read in the KCMOSD.
1. If this doesn't piss you off I don't know what will. Today a UN leader called the United States a "Deadbeat". Thats like Charles Manson calling the Unabomber violent.
2. Sure the guy killed a shark but it took him two freaking hours.
3. South Carolina kicks Obamas Welfare Check to the curb.
4. The United States has the best Radio Controlled stuff.
5. FOX NEWS has a story about Sexual Freedom....
6. I like the new Joaquin Phoenix better than the old one.
7. Pretty soon my blog will be worth more than the NY Times.
8. Can someone tell me why the F*** this a news story!
9. Teenagers in Minnesota are idiots.
10. Someone has been watching way too much Woody Woodpecker. Speed it up next time buddy.
WAR WITH MEXICO COMING TO A BIG SCREEN NEAR YOU
Finally there will be something worth wild to watch on the news. I can only take so much of missing persons and economy sucks reports. I have one request for the embeded reports. USE HD CAMERAS! Nobody wants to watch a war in low resolution.
HOW DID THIS IDIOT GET ELECTED?
The fact that this idiot is always involved in some sorta cluster F*** makes those of us living outside of the Danger Zone wonder how he got elected to begin with. I can't go a single day without seeing or hearing about how this guy screwed up yet again. Please do the rest of us a favor and kick his ass out of office.
If you are looking for someone to blame for his election, I got you covered.
BLAME THE SCHOOL DISTRICT!! This is what happens when you allow the graduates of a crappy school district to vote.
Mayor McCheese would be an upgrade.
Levi Johnston JUST MIGHT BE a dumbass
What an idiot this guy is. He is married to the semi hot daughter of Sara (soon to be wealthy) Palin and he dumps her. This is just further proof that all guys named "Levi" are douche bag idiots. You had the Golden Ticket buddy, but you used it to wipe your ass.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
QUICK HITS - I AINT WITH BEING BROKE
I got an email today that asked "how much money do you make blogging?". Am I missing something here? People actually get paid to do this crap? I replied back to him that "I don't make a cent off of this site, why do you ask?" his reply was "because however much you are getting paid to do this I would be willing to double to get you to stop". Sadly for me double of zero is still zero (still with me KCMOSD grads)?.
Anyways here are 10 stories that you need to read about. Some of them might suck but remember I don't get paid for this!
1. Booty Tax coming soon to NYC.
2. The short comings of our fearless dictator are becoming more visible.
3. James Carville reminds everyone that Cajuns can be Douche Bags too.
4. Just in time for Spring Break! Some city's in Mexico are giving away heads with each cooler purchase.
5. "GREAT SEX, GODS WAY"
6. American Idol contestant "at least I am not cutting myself".. Have the standards REALY been lowered that much?????
7. I WANT A JET PACK!
8. Grandma packing heat at a KCK Courthouse.
9. The Great State of Kansas doesn't care about the mentally ill.
10. JOCO releases a map to scare the crap out of you.
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