Monday, November 19, 2007

QUICK HITS


1. Environmental wackos want you to start drinking milk, from rats. Gaylord Focker has no comment regarding his prior rat milking experience.
2. 6 year old student frightens educators with stick figure drawings? The real question here is why is a 6 year old still drawing stick figures? They should fire the kids art teacher.
3. When the liberals in this country limit our ability to drill for oil you get idiots like Hugo Chavez and alphabet from Iran making these types of threats.
4. Poor Hillary. She is a candidate with no real home and it looking more and more like the White House will not be her home as well.
5. Finally a home for Katie Horner. These people get rocked by a cyclone at least once a year and to this date they still don't know what to do. Katie can fix that.
6. Pelosi knows what it takes for businesses to be successful and speaking English is not one of them?

GRANDPA SIMPSONS TAKE ON MISSOURI



LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS!

TAKE A BOW Kansas City Kansas


The area has been full of excitement with the local college football & basketball success that has happened this year. All of the area teams are ranked in the top #25 in at least one sport this rarely happens. Today news came out that KCK has achieved a top #25 ranking as well.

TOP 25 MOST DANGEROUS CITIES TO LIVE IN (UNITED STATES).The report looked at 378 cities with at least 75,000 people based on per-capita rates for homicide, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary and auto theft.

This might catch some of the residents by surprise because they have been smoke & mirrored by the Village West (look for them to try and join Douglas county soon). Some others might claim that Wyco just suffers from bad PR (whatever that means). Well the reason that they might suffer from bad PR is because the stats back it up. The former Iraqi Information Minister wouldn't take this PR gig.

If you don't want the stigma that goes along with such an honor then clean it up (as some in this story have complained). As long as KCK continues to hold this distinction/honor people will continue to use it as a quick little destination spot to visit and then leave. With high property taxes, dangerous schools and high crime it is going to make it tougher and tougher for this community to compete with North Kansas City, Lee Summit, JOCO, Raymore etc.... KCK has good residents and neighborhoods but not nearly enough. KCK continues to fall behind the rest of the state in wages earned, people living below poverty (18% compared to 11%) and graduation rate. Keep in mind that those numbers are the mere state of ks numbers.

The solution? Lower taxes and increase patrols by KCK officers. The city spend far to much money taking care of those that refuse to take care of themselves. If you cut them off they will go away. If you arrest them, they will go away. If you continue to ignore and make excuses it will still the same.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

FOR YOU LUCKY BASTARDS GOING TO THE GAME


1. PARKING LOT OPENS AT 3PM
2. YOU CAN NOT RESERVE PARKING SPACES
3. LARGE VEHICLES HAVE TO PARK IN THE GRASS
4. IT IS GOING TO COST YOU $22 FOR PARKING.
5. STADIUM IS GOING TO OPEN UP AT 5PM.
6. I NEED A TICKET OR TWO

Heisman material???

Saturday, November 17, 2007

GREAT SHIRT!

IT IS FINALLY MU WEEK, LET THE FUN START NOW


Don Fambrough’s speech regarding MU. This is a must listen.

I WANNA BE A JAYHAWK



IF YOU ARE A JAYHAWK FAN THIS IS A MUST LISTEN TO.

I WANNA BE A JAYHAWK - NICKELBACK - ROCKSTAR

Nickleback Jayhawk song "I wanna be a Jayhawk"

I couldn't find a way to add an audio file so I created a video for it. Enjoy! If you want the audio file send me an email (jocosob@yahoo.com) and I will get it to you.



I have no idea who made the song

BLOGG IMPROVEMENTS


As the Blogg gets bigger I have been making it a little easier to navigate. I have added some new features and will be adding some more this weekend.

1. The Index- This will allow you to search through posts by labels that are commonly used. Just remember that this will not cover all labels covered.
2. Video links- I am keeping a link list of videos that I have posted.
3. Top lists- All of my Top lists will be indexed on the side.
4. Sports Information - I have overhauled this to include the top columnists in their sport. Most of these guys can be heard on Soren Petros show. So if you hear someone on the radio and you can not remember who they are I will have them.
5. Photo Gallery- Most of the photos/cartoons that go along with my post will be put in an album for easy indexing and downloading. This is not done yet.

Plus more to come.

Friday, November 16, 2007

THE KC METRO AREA SURE IS KID FRIENDLY


1. 14 year old girl is not only taken to Erotic City but she is taken to a room called the "orgy room". Who would take a 14 year old girl there you ask? her father. While there her father "introduced her to at least 20 men.
2. Olathe infants alone in house with dead mother.

QUICK HITS


1. Oregon man enters competition for worst human alive.
2. Another good reason to get an XBox over a playstation. Now where is my Christmas list.
3. Don't feel bad about high gas prices, feel good for these people.
4. Billary is having a hard time when her tactics are used against her.
5. Another MOTHER OF THE YEAR nominee.

girl next door playboy PICS