GRAB YOUR GAS CANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gas is flowing in liberty. You might not get a chance like this again! Just remember, while looting gas to not smoke, leave your car running or use your cell phone.

OLD ONE BUT FUNNY AS HELL

ANOTHER REASON TO BE A STEWART FAN

I dig the fact that this guy says what is on his mind and isn't a robot like so many other NASCAR drivers.

QUICK HITS - LOCAL

1. The most despicable family in the United States just happens to live in Topeka, Ks. Today they got a victory in court that will allow them to continue on with their hate towards Americas hero's that payed the ultimate price for our freedom. The legislators in the state of Kansas are idiots.

2. At least the gangsters are starting to drive themselves to the hospital after getting shot. Kudos to them for not tying up the ambulance services for non gang related emergencies. However how is KCMO going to compete for the crown with the recent string of poor aim on the streets? Another team letting the metro down.

3. People in KCK can't drive, this is a fact.

4. The whole key to Downtown Kansas City's revival almost went up in smoke!

5. Is the cloud of meth that hovers over Independence finally starting to take an effect on innocent bystanders?

6. Don't sleep on North East Kansas City. This little metro gem is referred to as Jurassic Park by KCMO police officers because of the danger and they see something new everyday.

GREAT ON HD

A few weeks ago I caught a daytime space shuttle launch on HD.net and was impressed with it so much that I dvr'd the night launch last night. It was awesome. I am not a fan of the space shuttle program but if you get a chance to watch a rebroadcast I would recommend catching it.

QUICK HITS

1. If ever there was a case for someone to get the gas chamber it is this jackass. I am sure that the jury will take all of 3 minutes to decide this one.

2. Since when is a stolen stuffed animal news? I am glad that The Red Star is on the case!

3. The wussification of our kids continues and this time it is a first. It seems that a lawmaker wants to make schools a "smell free zone". Pretty soon there will be no freedom left in this country.

4. If you litter you are going to hell. So it has been written. UNBELIEVABLE!

5. 10 year old dies when his friend bury his head in the sandbox.

6. Dumb people can't find parking at the Sprint Center.

GANGBANGERS ARE BETTER THAN A GROUNDHOG

It is going to be warm tomorrow. Enjoy!

THE STATE OF MO HAS SPOKEN

If the state of Missouri is interested in saving the kids of the KCMO school district they will take which of the following actions?

A. Take over the school district
B. Make the recommendation that the school board be dismantled
C. Have a plan to assist the city in improving performance
D. Say "It takes a village" and continue on with its business.

The answer is: D.

CITY EMPLOYEES ON THE INTERNET

Have you ever wondered how much time city employees spend on the internet (on your dime) reading useless sites like this one? So far today I have had a city of Lenexa employee spend over an hour off & on reading this blog through out the day.

It is one thing to have someone to surf the net while working but at the expense of a tax payer? Is this why we get money taken out of our checks every week? Is this why we get hit again when buy a home, car, investments, gas, food, clothes, water etc.....

Next time you want to increase my taxes check the productivity level of your employees before you do so.

BIG 12 TOURNEY IS HERE!

With a new arena, plenty of parking and a new entertainment district the metro area is ready to take the stage and shine.

LINK DUMP

1. Tournament info

2. POWER & LIGHT DISTRICT

3. TRAVEL GUIDE

4. TICKETS, TICKETS, TICKETS

5. COLLEGE BASKETBALL EXPERIENCE

6. SPRINT CENTER

If you need more info let me know and go Jayhawks!

QUICK HITS

1. When you limit the ability for America to explore & drill for oil at home this is what happens. The democrats that "care so much for the poor" have chosen the environment over people. While paying a couple cents more for gas is a slight irritant for those of us in the burbs it is crippling to the poor.

2. The United States if finally going to teach the Polish army which side of the weapon that the round comes out of.

3. Good idea for Sushi but who would they get for BBQ? I don't need my short ends delivered on a Naked Larry the Cable guy clone.

4. Internet Stalkers beware! If this guy gets his way your days are numbered.

5. How is this guy any different than any other religious leader?

6. Musharraf & Hillary have a lot in common.

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THE GREAT BBQ DEBATE

I haven't had much time to blog lately but that should all change starting today. In my downtime I have picked up a new stalker. The funny thing about this stalker is that of all the controversial subjects I cover on this blog, this guy who chooses to post anon is a defender of Brobecks BBQ. Seriously, this is the cause that this guy champions. The defense of crappy sub standard BBQ will not be allowed on this Blog. That is rule #132. Rule #4 is that if you post anon chances are it won't get published.

BUT since BBQ is a passion of mine I will address a couple of simple items that MR. anon (in lenexa, yeah I got your info) is drastically wrong in.

1. A lot of Smoke doesn't equal flavor - Any clown that has ever competed in or been part of a competition knows this. A good place to get information about such matter is the KCBS. Too much smoke dries out the meat and takes away from the meat flavor. If I didn't want to taste the meat and the seasonings then I would eat a piece of burnt hickory or smoke a pack of Camels.

2. It is odd that a place that over smokes its meat never has smoke coming out of the building. I agree. My friends and I have been trying to figure that out for ourselves. That could be the problem. They could be trapping to much smoke in the pit.

3. Fries are important. Anyone that thinks that fries, beans, slaw, rings, corn etc... aren't important to a BBQ joint is crazy. How many times have you heard about the fries at Oklahoma Joes & Rosedale or the Rings & Beans at Jack Stack? The owners of these places take just as much pride in their side dishes as they do in the meat that they serve.

I do plan on going back to Brobecks in June for another review. I will have hoped that by then they will have figured out how to work their pit. Ask anyone that has gone to the several differnt Bryants locations through out the city and they will tell you that the stuff that is coming out of the original pit is far superior than what you get at their other locations.

SPRINT LIES TO EMPLOYEES

The jackass leadership at Sprint once again lies to its employees. Instead of getting the 2 weeks promised to them by executives at the Titanic they got ambushed at their cubicles by security and walked out. The only people treated worst than Sprint customers are the employees that keep losing their jobs to EDS & IBM employees in India.

NOT SO QUICK HITS

First let me say that I absolutely hate winter. All of you global warming clones out there can kiss my ass. It is going to be my personal goal before next winter to be as crappy as I possibly can to the environment in hopes of avoiding another cold ass winter.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

1. Firefighters kept warm for 4 hours today in Lafayette County. They could of put it out in 30 minutes but why ruin a chance to keep warm on a crappy cold day like today.

2. Emanuel Clever tries to become relevant in national politics.

3. Barney & Andy were way off on this one.

4. McDonalds in South OP was robbed last night. Be on the look out for a fat purple man and a man with a hat dressed in prison garb.

5. Activist Judge makes decision off of her war stance. WTF IS THIS CRAP? You are a Judge, not a lawmaker and your personal opinion should NOT be used in making rulings.

KCMO SCHOOLS CAN'T STAY OUT OF THE HEADLINES

It appears that educating isn't the only thing that the KCMO school district sucks at. Add lunch to the list of things that they fail at.

U P D A T E

They can't transport the kids either.