THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?

There is now going to be a panel set up by the KCMO city council called "The bike & pedestrian panel". Do we need a panel of the city's "brightest" minds to dictate to us more rules and regulations in order to protect these hobbyist?

If these guys find it too dangerous to ride the city streets then they need to take there ass's to the trails or use the pictured option to the right.

GREEN UPDATE

Have you noticed that the higher that gas prices go up, the more endangered the polar bear and the globe becomes? The global warming fools are playing off of your fears of high gas prices to push their agenda and you dumb ass lemmings are falling for it. 31,000 scientists can come out against global warming, yet you guys listen to Brad Pitt, Al Gore and the people that can't predict if it is going to rain tomorrow. The same people that said that the end of the world was coming yesterday with the so called Perfect Storm........ Anyways, here are some more links for you to dispute.


1. 45 TRILLION DOLLARS.....The last time an idiot scientist tried to hold us hostage for this much money Fat Bastard was standing beside him.

2. War, Famine, Racism, Genocide, Terrorism...Not the biggest problems facing the world according to Liberals in D.C.

3. Bon Fires in Seattle are killing off Polar Bears

4. Candy with a conscience!

5. People that weigh too much shouldn't fly......unless they want to pay more(the green way).

6. Oil prices are heading to all time highs yet we refuse to drill for our own oil.

QUICK HITS

1. Has anything good come from Independence since Truman(and even some would question that)? 2 men shot, one while sleeping.

2. Governor Aide gives new meaning to "show me" state.

3. Pittsburg, Ks is home to at least one dumb ass.

4. A light rail compromise? How is this newsworthy? This idea has been kicked around for nearly a decade. I will give the mayor some credit for at least having an original crappy idea.

5. The City of Olathe looks to increase revenue.

6. NOTE TO CYCLIST: I warned you 3 weeks ago about riding your bike during rush hour in JOCO. GET OFF THE ROAD AND FIND A FREAKING TRAIL!

7. Anyone that has driven through 37th and Main will see no surprise in this shooting. While downtown has gotten a face lift, midtown has gotten worst.

8. Be sure to wear clean underwear when flying this summer.

9. Giraffe meat coming soon to a deli near you?

10. Student+Professor+Cocaine+Professors House= Dead Student....She must of really wanted that A.

REMEMBER THIS GUY?

Well not this Michael Scott but the other one? Well it turns out that he dropped the N Bomb on a coworker. You would of thought that a Black Man that has been in broadcasting as long as he has MIGHT know that it was wrong. Maybe he was keeping it real? He did say it to another black man and after all isn't that allowed?

MICHELLE OBAMA HATES WHITE PEOPLE

YOU MIGHT BE A CRAPPY PARENT IF..

You allow your 9 month old crawl out the front door and get hit by a car. I don't think I am wrong on this one. UNBELIEVABLE!

QUICK HITS - DELAYED

1. The spirit of Left Eye lives on in the Kansas City area.

2. Finally! Missouri is going to start offing its criminals again. My only complaint is that they need to televise this crap. If we can watch Big Brother, we can watch violent criminals getting the ax.

3. In the words of ICE CUBE "wouldn't ya know, a drive by in Missouri".

4. This is a prime example of why the people of JOCO cringe when they see Missouri plates driving through our neighborhoods.

5. When I first read this headline I thought there had been a mass suicide at an Olathe strip club. "Cleanup to begin after 50 dead hogs found".

6. WT vs. Police at Harrahs.

7. Some metro people are too stupid to watch TV.

8. People in the Metro can't read a gas gauge, and it is news?

9. This kid was an art student and had a job....Can the jackass that shot him 8 FREAKING TIMES SAY THE SAME!

10. Flannagin is once again a week behind the story. Fortune filling in for Kietzman on Wednesday.

COLLAPSED

That sums up my Sunday. Thanks to the return of this POS sickness I fell to the ground and blacked out. There is nothing better on a weekend than collapsing in front of your kids. If the blog sucks for awhile bare with me.

SICK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last year I had some serious health issues that kept me sidelined for nearly 5 months. I had been doing better for almost a year, until Thursday night. My life has returned to pain & more pain. I am not sure that I can go through this crap again!

LONG JOHN SILVER MAKES HIS RETURN?

This linked story is about how a group of PIRATES hijacked 2 boats.... WHEN THE HELL DID PIRATES MAKE A RETURN AND WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED? Did these guys wear patches over their eyes? Was there a parrot involved in the hijacking? Did they bring back the puffy shirt? Were the phrases "avast ye maties" and "shiver me timbers" used? Where they in search of doubloons? Holy crap the possibilities!

The world is a better place with Pirates.

GOT GAS?

It is no secret that the biggest threat to this country is the Global Warming Nazis. For now on I will be separating the news stories regarding these thugs from the rest of the group in order to bring more attention to them.

1. Sun Publications continues to play the doom and gloom card. Everyone is now using high gas prices as an easy out to their personal or business problems. I fully expect Sprint to blame their crappy customer service on the price of gas in an upcoming press release.

2. Scientist have come up with a Polar Bear replacement.

3. Gas Prices not having the drastic effect on the economy that special interest groups and liberal media sources have been reporting. ECONOMY GROWS!

4. Oil companies fight back!

5. European governments are going to cut the tax on oil! "Should we really apply the same tax rate when the price of a barrel of oil has doubled in one year and tripled in three years? I don't think this is a crazy question to be asking,"

COULD SOMETHING GOOD COME OUTTA BLIGHT RAIL?

This picture may change my position on light rail. Which is worst Funkhousers Blight Rail plan or cyclist? I am now torn.

OFFICIAL BLIGHT RAIL POLL

Well maybe it isn't official or scientific or credible but go to Tony's place and vote anyways damn it.

QUICK HITS

1. Murder suicide in Independence? I find it hard to believe that domestic abuse would take place in the meth capitol of the midwest.

2. 4 Arrests/4 hours in OP DUI "Crack Down". Seriously, thats it? How is this news worthy? How many drunks do they catch on a night that they don't "crack down"? If they want to crack down on drunks all that they need to do is set up a block away from Tanners on 143rd street. This isn't rocket science.

3. Republican purchases gun for 13 year old son in PR stunt. Will the Democrat running for office purchase his kid a Prius? I have no problem with the gun purchase, I do have a problem with the exploitation of the purchase and the kid.

4. They don't know if the body is from upstream.... That's funny.

5. They are setting you up for higher taxes on gas.

6. First it is Coyotes in Leawood, now it is Gators in Leavenworth.

7. Anytime a Lion attacks someone it makes the blog. Anytime that 6 lions attack someone and only leave the fingers behind.......

8. HOLY CRAP! Screw the lions...ELEPHANT kills 7 in India...

9. There is noway that this birth will take place naturally. The nose that this kid will have could jeopardize the life of the mother.

10. KCMO CAN'T GET CRAP RIGHT!

NOTE TO PEOPLE LEAVING COMMENTS

Putting "I dare you to post this on the internet" doesn't help your cause, especially when your comments make absolutely zero sense. Of course I am not going to post your comment when you say crap like that. What is the follow up? A double dog dare? Get real. The comment wasn't even controversial. .....