QUICK HITS - BUT NOT MINE

Due to the lateness in my updates I am going to point you in the direction of 7 local blogs. While I do not agree with all/most/some/any of there takes on issues, they are still must reads.

1. NICK SLOAN - For a KCK perspective

2. TONY - For an antiBURB perspective

3. DEE - For a conservative perspective

4. CRIME SCENE KC...The only guy in town that tracks crime better than me.

5. KC BEER BLOG - If beer is served there then they have it covered.

6. RDM - Good read.

7. The Kansas Citian - Conservative views

KIDS IN THE NEWS

Are kids safer in schools than at home? It seems that every summer there is an outbreak of crimes against kids and/or crappy parenting. The following stories will make parents across the metro cringe.

1. Anyone that watches the Wire KNOWS that West Baltimore makes the KCMO East Side look like Johnson County. These two kids were shot in a baby pool.

2. Pet snake makes its way into the crib of a 7 month old.

3. 4 year old shoots herself with grandmas gun at Sams Club.

4. Did this Polish baby get a ticket for navigating the birth canal 15 times (blood alch level) over the limit?

5. 13 & 11 year old girls shot several times and left in a ditch to die are found in rural Oklahoma.

6. Mothers mistake nearly drowns kids in car.

BROBECKS BBQ PART 3

I went to this place again (3rd time) in hopes of finding a higher quality of food than the previous 2 visits and all of those in my group were disappointed. They have gotten a little bit better but not nearly enough to make this place a "must eat" BBQ joint. The sausage was decent, the ham salad app was pretty good and the ribs were just average. The only thing that saves this place is the quality of service.

While they are no longer an avoid at all costs type of place they still fall short of making the top 20 list.

BEING SICK SUCKS

Here is an update for those of you keeping score at home. Last Thursday I went to my 6th Doctor and he seemed to be a little bit more on the ball than the previous ass clowns I had been to. He said that with the steroid shot and medications that he gave me that I should start feeling better by this past Sunday...............

Well that didn't work out quite as planned. I was in just as much pain yesterday as I was last Monday. So today I go in for more tests.

PAUL PIERCE KANSAS HIGHLIGHTS

I FOUND THIS CLIP WHILE LOOKING FOR HIGHLIGHTS FROM LAST NIGHTS GAME.

GREEN UPDATE

Have you hugged a liberal today? This is a question that everyone should be asking themselves after leaving the gas station today. Give them the props they deserve for making gas $4 a gallon in the metro. Going green now means saying good bye to your $$$.

1. Gas hits $4 in the metro.

2. Liberal environmental policies are destroying the global economy.

3. Corn hits all time high.

4. China is now drilling off the Florida coast where liberal policies prevent us from drilling.

5. List of Liberal policies that prevent us from becoming energy INDEPENDENT.

6. "The gas prices we deserve"

7. GAS VOUCHERS FOR THE POOR??????????????????????? WTF!!!!!!!!!! MORE OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS WASTED!

For those of you that think that corporate America is going to be hurt by this, you are wrong. To offset the higher costs that they have to deal with they will simply charge you more and cut employment. This is a minor inconvinience for some but is going to devastate half of the liberal base. What you end up having is the rich elitist liberals killing off the poor dependent liberals... Funny as hell right?

QUICK HITS

1. The liberal Jesus will be making an appearance in MO. There will be several people attending awaiting his flood water to oil miracle.

2. This kid in Lawrence had a crappy guidance counselor.

3. KCMO visitors (vacations dollars must be scarce this year) get gunned down outside of their 1/2 star hotel.

4. Midtown couple skips counseling and goes for knife therapy.

5. Japanese man goes "KCMO" in Tokyo.

6. Whoever compiles the FBI crime numbers must of been in charge of terrorism in the 90's because this can't be right.
7. Hillary Clinton wastes money....

THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?

There is now going to be a panel set up by the KCMO city council called "The bike & pedestrian panel". Do we need a panel of the city's "brightest" minds to dictate to us more rules and regulations in order to protect these hobbyist?

If these guys find it too dangerous to ride the city streets then they need to take there ass's to the trails or use the pictured option to the right.

GREEN UPDATE

Have you noticed that the higher that gas prices go up, the more endangered the polar bear and the globe becomes? The global warming fools are playing off of your fears of high gas prices to push their agenda and you dumb ass lemmings are falling for it. 31,000 scientists can come out against global warming, yet you guys listen to Brad Pitt, Al Gore and the people that can't predict if it is going to rain tomorrow. The same people that said that the end of the world was coming yesterday with the so called Perfect Storm........ Anyways, here are some more links for you to dispute.


1. 45 TRILLION DOLLARS.....The last time an idiot scientist tried to hold us hostage for this much money Fat Bastard was standing beside him.

2. War, Famine, Racism, Genocide, Terrorism...Not the biggest problems facing the world according to Liberals in D.C.

3. Bon Fires in Seattle are killing off Polar Bears

4. Candy with a conscience!

5. People that weigh too much shouldn't fly......unless they want to pay more(the green way).

6. Oil prices are heading to all time highs yet we refuse to drill for our own oil.

QUICK HITS

1. Has anything good come from Independence since Truman(and even some would question that)? 2 men shot, one while sleeping.

2. Governor Aide gives new meaning to "show me" state.

3. Pittsburg, Ks is home to at least one dumb ass.

4. A light rail compromise? How is this newsworthy? This idea has been kicked around for nearly a decade. I will give the mayor some credit for at least having an original crappy idea.

5. The City of Olathe looks to increase revenue.

6. NOTE TO CYCLIST: I warned you 3 weeks ago about riding your bike during rush hour in JOCO. GET OFF THE ROAD AND FIND A FREAKING TRAIL!

7. Anyone that has driven through 37th and Main will see no surprise in this shooting. While downtown has gotten a face lift, midtown has gotten worst.

8. Be sure to wear clean underwear when flying this summer.

9. Giraffe meat coming soon to a deli near you?

10. Student+Professor+Cocaine+Professors House= Dead Student....She must of really wanted that A.

REMEMBER THIS GUY?

Well not this Michael Scott but the other one? Well it turns out that he dropped the N Bomb on a coworker. You would of thought that a Black Man that has been in broadcasting as long as he has MIGHT know that it was wrong. Maybe he was keeping it real? He did say it to another black man and after all isn't that allowed?

MICHELLE OBAMA HATES WHITE PEOPLE

YOU MIGHT BE A CRAPPY PARENT IF..

You allow your 9 month old crawl out the front door and get hit by a car. I don't think I am wrong on this one. UNBELIEVABLE!

QUICK HITS - DELAYED

1. The spirit of Left Eye lives on in the Kansas City area.

2. Finally! Missouri is going to start offing its criminals again. My only complaint is that they need to televise this crap. If we can watch Big Brother, we can watch violent criminals getting the ax.

3. In the words of ICE CUBE "wouldn't ya know, a drive by in Missouri".

4. This is a prime example of why the people of JOCO cringe when they see Missouri plates driving through our neighborhoods.

5. When I first read this headline I thought there had been a mass suicide at an Olathe strip club. "Cleanup to begin after 50 dead hogs found".

6. WT vs. Police at Harrahs.

7. Some metro people are too stupid to watch TV.

8. People in the Metro can't read a gas gauge, and it is news?

9. This kid was an art student and had a job....Can the jackass that shot him 8 FREAKING TIMES SAY THE SAME!

10. Flannagin is once again a week behind the story. Fortune filling in for Kietzman on Wednesday.

COLLAPSED

That sums up my Sunday. Thanks to the return of this POS sickness I fell to the ground and blacked out. There is nothing better on a weekend than collapsing in front of your kids. If the blog sucks for awhile bare with me.