SOCIALIST DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT MIDDLE CLASS

If you disagree with them, no matter who you are, they are going to come after you.

THE WIRE

If George Jefferson lived in Kansas City do you think he would want to move on up to the East Side? Hell no. Here is your 3 day catch up.

1. KCMO Killers show no class by driving a Taurus to commit murders. Put that drug money to use and get yourself a Lexus.

2. Something tells me that enrollment in this KCMO program is going to be higher than that of the KCMO School District. I guarantee that the people that end up with degrees in both will be the same.

3. KCMO residents decide to loot bank before Wall Street does. I admire the foresight that these gentlemen have.

4. Blue Springs HS Student charged in raping a 12 year old. Give him the chair.

5. OP 45 year old charged with fondeling a 12 year old. Give him the chair.

6. Drive up restraunts in KCMO mean Drive Up robberies. If you own a business in KCMO the more security the better.

7. Is there a reason that Olathe is in JOCO?

8. Did LJ move to Lawrence?

9. KCMO has more murders than bottles of beeer on the wall. A city full of "culture" claims numbers 105 & 106 last night.

10. Future serial killers caught in burgulary.

Stay tuned for tomorrows End of the Year Murder prediction.

NEW BLOG TO READ

I stumbled across this guys blog last week and forgot to mention it. Be sure to check it out.

DANCE LIBERALS DANCE!

DAVE CHAPPELLE EXPLAINS DENNIS MOORE

This is why that jackass breaks out his guitar every election.

QUICK HITS

Top 10 stories that informed JOCOians need to read today and KCMO residents need to have read to them.

1. Larry Johnson may be afraid of taking a hit but he isn't afraid of handing out pimp slaps.

2. Women of JOCO can go to the P&L district for free health screenings etc.. in an effort to promote womens health. Once you have been told you are healthy you can then be stabbed or shot walking back to your car.

3. The homeless in STL are ungrateful bastards.

4. The Gov begins its socialist bank take over. Bank of America may soon have to worry about keeping their name.

5. What teacher thinks that a lesbian wedding would make a good field trip?

6. Honor Killing? Those silly Muslims....they are just misunderstood.

7. Those of you that aren't in favor of the death penalty will probably be sympathetic to this idiot. I say gas him, fry him, stick him and then shoot his ass.

8. Cat fight causes car wreck. The KC media is on their way.

9. Americas sex taboo is ruining peoples lives.

10. Texas teachers extra credit plan is questioned.

For my dear friends that are MU alums

Don't worry guys, basketball is right around the corner. This could be your year!

ITS NOT FAIR! wHAAA, wHAAA, Whaa

Remember this?

QUICK HITS

The Top Ten Stories that you need to read about today. If you live in KCMO be sure to have someone read them to you.

1. Not exactly and eye for an eye in Michigan. Then again people get shot for less in KCMO.

2. Economic doom and gloomers (liberals) have to be pissed about todays Wall Street bounce back.

3. Democrat sex scandal. I am sure that this wont get the same amount of election year coverage that Foley's did.

4. The USSP registers 30,000 felons to vote in Florida. Some of Obamas closest friends are felons so why should this surprise us?

5. Hookers are used as economic indicator in Liberal NYC.

6. Socialist run oil company slumps in the land of HUGO.

7. Dumb ass's
8. Long John Silver and Jack Sparrow killed off coast of Africa.

9. Comrade Obama tells plumber that he can have YOUR money.

10. KCMO school kids test higher than Blue Valley kids.

LOOTING LIST

This weekend I started working on the list of crap I plan on getting when looting on November 5th. If you haven't started working on yours I suggest you get started on it ASAP. It is the only way that you can guarantee getting the crap you want once the 2008 JOCO riots start.

I for one will be camped out in front of Best Buy on Election night anxiously awaiting the results so that I can get a new Blue Ray player and an I Mac. I can't wait! Since this will be my first riot/shopping spree I can only hope that it lives up to expectations.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND RECAP

1. Two of the East sides finest Entrepreneurs are taken off the street. These two gentlemen were simply following the governments lead in wealth redistribution.

2. Arson problem hits the Northland. Yet another story that the media seems to neglect (serial arsonist).

3. KCK man convicted of killing on of JOCO's fine citizens.

4. Is it a crime if you shoot an Ice Cream truck driver? Apparently even they aren't safe in the east side.

5. KCK woman stabbed to death.

6. Thanks to KCK and KCMO residents, JOCOians are no longer safe in their garages.

HE SAYS THE TROOPS ARE KILLERS

AND IS FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY

POOR KID

THE WIRE

1. East side activist actually does something against crime

2. Gang bangers in KCK turn in their guns

3. Midnight Basketball is paying off better than thought.

4. The Mayor makes crime his number one issue

5. Stats show that JOCO is more violent than KCMO per capita.

6. Tulips on Troost save mans life.

7. KCMO police chief receives national recognition for his ability to combat gang violence.

8. Local meda outlet offers 3 part series on street crime in the metro

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