2009 POWER RANKINGS

THE 2009 VIOLENT CRIME POWER RANKINGS ARE IN.

HERE ARE YOUR TOP 5.

1. KCMO.....John Wooden couldn't touch this record

2. Lee's Summit...........Who woulda thought?

3. KCK

4. Grandview

5. Olathe

THE 2.5 MILLION DOLLAR VIRGIN

YOU GOTTA LOVE CAPITALISM!

QUICK HITS

THE TOP 10 LOCAL AND NATIONAL STORIES THAT YOU NEED TO READ TODAY.

1. 1 in 200 kids will grow up to be total wusses. Even the kid that got "tag" banned at schools thinks this kid will be a wuss.

2. Baghdad officials implement Country Club Plaza pan handling policies.

3. Bush shoulda given these bastards the finger and then walked out.

4. Rude waiter gets fired at Jewish wedding.

5. Every time that you search for something on google you damage the environment. How awesome is that? I can undo all the tree hugging crap from the comfort of my sofa.

6. Nothing beats protesting violence with violence.

7. Prince Harry drops "raghead" and "paki". Holy crap that's funny.

8. Lenexa will see a drop in rednecks with this news.

9. Kansas residents face more lies and crappy policies.

10. Old people are easy to trick.

SICKO BOSTON TEACHER

Not only did this poor kid get raped by his 13 year old teacher, it turns out that she is uglier than crap too.

This is a must read story.

THE WIRE IN 5 MINUTES

Got this link from Tony. If you haven't seen this series you need too.

THE WIRE - Weekend Ketchup

1. A couple of local women find a quick solution to their credit problems.

2. Independence cops show off their recent time at the range on a couple of car thieves.

3. I was doing some checking and it appears that there have been more shootings in Lee's Summit this year than in KCK.......................

4. Missouri finally finds itself a cash crop.

5. Gardner residents take joy ride on K-10 to shoot at motorist.

6. KCK steps up its game with an early morning shooting on Saturday.

NEWS OUT OF MANHATTAN

It appears that K State has found at least on candidate for president of their University.

DO NOT FORGET

SUNDAY NIGHT

THE WIRE

1. I know of at least 8 manufacturing jobs that are now open. Just make sure you have the proper ID and wear a nice suit at your interview.

2. The KCMO cops are not feared by criminals.

3. Another murder in Lee's Summit. Maybe they should get started on their moat before JOCO does.

4. Further proof that we need to increase the pay for our troops.

5. I hope this kids emergency contact isn't his Uncle.

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN.

I don't care who you are or where you live this story will make you chuckle. While KCMO is dropping a dead body every other day the KCMOSD is calling them to arrest kids for bringing a non lethal kitchen utensils to school.

QUICK HITS

EIGHT Stories that most of you morons wouldn't know about if it wasn't for me forcing you to read this crap. Enjoy

1. This story is for you inbreed hick from KCK. You will soon be able to buy squirrel flavored potato chips at a grocery store near you.

2. Solar Storm threatens to end our way of life according to NASA. Surely the Tree hugging leftist will figure out a way to say that solar storms are man made.

3. Hatred for Jewish people keeps spreading through out the world. This time in Rome. I can't believe that people actually support terrorist like Hamas and condem a country trying to defend themselves.

4. Since we have no proof as to skin pigmentation of Jesus shouldn't this be a nonissue?

5. Americans are too stupid to switch to Digital TV. You bastards are unbelievably lazy and stupid. If you can't get this right

6. I want the people that dump dead bodies in our fields and sidewalks to read this story. John Gotti knew how to take care of business.

7. Fox News asks you which NFL playoff team has the best cheerleaders (pssst it has pictures)

8. Those of us that watch THE WIRE on HBO aren't stunned about a Baltimore Mayor getting in big time trouble. I wonder if McNulty solved this one.

HIP HOP FLASHBACK - KRS ONE

HIP HOP FLASH BACK - SPICE 1

One of the first concerts I ever went to was Spice 1 in Escondido, CA

SELLING FRUIT AND PIMPING HO'S

I find it important to plan ahead for the worst case regardless of the situation. Over the past few months as the economy has turned into a turd that wont go away with a double flush I have been scouting out corners to sell fruit at by day and pimp ho's at night. This mornings news of 7.2% unemployment gives me a little justification for my concerns.


Good luck and Happy Scouting.

Willie Aames

Has anyone else seen this story? I thought that he was leading a cult out in Olathe. Sad Story.