Tuesday, February 03, 2009
ARIZONA HAD THE BEST COMERCIAL
How does Porn accidentally end up on air during the Super Bowl? and why can't TWKC make that type of mistake?
THE WIRE - 2 DAY KETCHUP
This city is headed to hell in a hand basket and nobody is lifting a finger to stop it. The upside of it all is the quality blog material that i get on a daily basis. Thank you KCMO for being as f'd up as you are.
1. A bullet to the head is typically deadly. KCMO
2. When arguing with your spouse (in KCMO) you need to either bring a gun or knife to the discussion. KCMO
3. Things are so bad in KCMO that people are willing to die because of shoplifting.
4. "said that his crack dealer had instructed him to take the girls to the motel" Word to the wise, never follow the instructions of your umm crack dealer.
5. Police sit back and watch as woman stabs man TWICE with a butchers nice....AWESOME.
6. And yet another shooting in Independence.
Sunday, February 01, 2009
Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders
You gotta love FOX NEWS for running this POS story regarding the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders. The only reason they even did this story was to put a picture of a cheerleader on their website...................interisting idea.
2009 MOVIE PREVIEWS ON SUPER BOWL
Holy crap there are going to be a ton of good movies coming out in 09.
1. GI JOE - Rise of Cobra
2. Fast and Furious
3. Transformers Revenge
4. Star Trek
5. Land of the Lost
DT THE GREATEST CHIEF I HAVE SEEN
There may of been better before my time but this guy was key to the rebirth of football in JOCO. It was his death that to this day reminds me to put my seat belt on. Congrats to finally getting into the HOF and RIP sir.
THE WIRE - HOLY CRAP EDITION
What an incredible weekend for violence in the area. Aren't you glad that there are city's in the metro cutting back on law enforcement? If it wasn't clear before it has to be now, KCMO is the armpit of the midwest. Do yourselves a favor and don't tell people you are from KC.
1. Amateur attempts open heart surgery in KCMO.
2. PV man saves tax payers some money.
3. Why shoot hoops when you can shoot people? Gang bangers shoot 5.
4. Olathe keeps on slipping deeper down the food chain for 1-35 shoot out.
5. Drive by shooting in KCMO.
Friday, January 30, 2009
QUICK HITS
TEN STORIES TO EITHER MAKE YOU CRY, CURSE or LAUGH
1. "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS"..goes a step further in Chicago.
2. Crazy Chick from Lost is selling underwear on Ebay for charity.
3. Suzanne Summers discusses her vaginal injections.
4. Could you imagine being the groom at this wedding?
5. Real life Live Free Die Hard movie?
6. Will these people rename the streets once his economic policies fail?
7. Pelosi may be the biggest liar in the history of congress.
8. Obama continues to create panic in order to pass his pork bill.
9. Jackson County is so full of crime that the have worn out their courthouse.
10. Kansas City HAS NO GANG PROBLEM. LOOK AWAY
A BLUE VALLEY FULL OF WELFARE FRAUD
First off, where the hell do the owners of this Housing project get off tarnishing the good name of Blue Valley? Nice try welfare bastards.
Another thing, how the hell do you only catch 45 out of 60 warrants? It's not like they are at work....
ALL OF YOUR GOING GREEN EFFORTS WILL SOON BE WASTED
The eruption of this volcano will have such an effect on the climate that all of the efforts of man will be undone just by its eruption.
Way to waste your life on a fake religion. Keep up the good work.
Way to waste your life on a fake religion. Keep up the good work.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
TRADEMARK - JOCO HO
In light of the upcoming great depression of the 21st century I would like to be on the front end of a few trademarked items. It is my hope that by trademarking the following word that I can support myself through the work of others during this time.JOCO HO
Married woman between the ages of 25-35 years old that are currently married to men 15 years older than them. These women do not work, do not have kids, do not cook, do not clean and do not have any skills that could transfer into the work place. The only thing that the JOCO HO must do is look good for their husband and not get caught sleeping with the gardener.
In other words these women have been leased out for a period of 15 years in which they will be traded in for a newer model with different features. Making them whores.
With the recession/depression looming their husbands will soon start struggling to pay the bills and ask their wife to help out by getting a job.
What skills does this woman have other than sleeping with older men for money? None. So she will soon be out on the corner of 119th and Metcalf looking for johns to cover her starbucks addiction.
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