Wednesday, February 11, 2009
HOMELESS SEASON STARTED?
Apparently Homeless season started on Feb 1st this year. I am not sure what the limit is but I am sure that it is listed some place on the net. If any of you have suggestions on where to set up a tree stand let us know.
Also, if you notice the perp is another white dude with tats.
WT ROBBERIES ON THE RISE IN N. OP
Wow, if you were ever looking for a WT stereotype this guy fits it.
1. Robs Gas Stations
2. Too stupid to use a gun
3. Tattoo on his gut probably saying something like "gangsta"
4. Wearing a wife beater
If this clown is smart he will get his ass to KCK where he can blend in better.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
BIDEN IS A JOKE
It is sad when the guy that picked your ass for VP is calling your dumb ass out on National TV. I am surprised that they havent seen his ass to Somalia for a "fact finding mission".
THE WIRE
1. Obviously this guy never saw the scene in Indiana Jones where he was attacked by a guy with a sword. KCMO Machete vs GUn.
2. MasterdeBater takes things too far in Hutch with a foreign exchange student.
3. I'm no genius but if I were looking for a drug dealer I would probably start in KCMO or KCK.
2. MasterdeBater takes things too far in Hutch with a foreign exchange student.
3. I'm no genius but if I were looking for a drug dealer I would probably start in KCMO or KCK.
Monday, February 09, 2009
KCK SUCKS ASS
Im not even going to try to make this funny. Two kids were shot near a KCK elementary school. Your city sucks, what the hell lis wrong with you dumb ass's?
QUICK HITS - LATE EDITION
I apologize for the delay in my blogging today. I am sure that most of the JOCO metro area was lost and confused with out my guidance through the smear that is the local/national news.
1. Rather than paying off 90% of Americas home loans the bastards in Washington would rather rob you blind and spend the money on crap. Imagine life without a mortgage!!!!!!
2. Even more reason to think that A Rod is a douche bag.
3. Economic czar in UK threatening to break out Eastern Block travel restrictions to protect the air.
4. Smoking weed will kill your balls.
5. Obama is as coordinated as Steve Urkel
6. Illegals sue American citizen for not letting them Trespass......................
7. Thanks to liberals in congress we are all being forced to eat ghetto meat at McDonalds
8. You know the world is messed up when Chris Brown turns into a woman beater.
9. If Zeus is a myth then how the hell did they find his birthplace.
10. The Irish are the only people with any sense on this planet.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
I gotta hand it to you crazy bastards, you really stepped up your game this weekend. Hell you even drove into OP to drop a body. Awesome.
1. Kids on Prospect cant even find safety inside their houses from their parents.
2. You rarely hear of a murder taking place before 11am in KCK (usually too early)let alone on a Saturday.
3. Drug addicts die in Columbia, Missouri.
4. KCK man kills a JOCO resident, IN JOCO.
Saturday, February 07, 2009
FOR YOU NO GAME HAVING BASTARDS
The owner of the website funny pick up lines wanted me to inform you that he has you covered this valentines day.
Be sure to check it out and use one of them. What do you have to lose? Think about it......
RED COUNTY WEEKEND POLL
Be sure to check out this weekends poll from the folks over at Red County. Surely you lame bastards have time this weekend to answer 5 multiple choice questions. Sorry KCMO, its not True or False.
Friday, February 06, 2009
KCMO IS A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE
If you don't mind hearing your neighbors house being raided by the police. It also has to be encouraging to residents of the crap hole to our east to know that their neighbors have guns, drugs and are wanted for murder.
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