KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

Today on 71 highway I saw a Bulletin Board that blew my mind. It was an advertisement for WIC.

Seriously, why the hell is the government paying for advertising for FREAKING WIC. WTF is next, commercials on TV for Welfare? Stay dirty KCMO

THANK YOU DANICA

I normally don't post thing like this on the blog but it kinda has something to do with sports.

Anyways you can now check out Danica Patricks SI swimsuit photos/video online.


After seeing these photos it is safe to say that she is the best driver in open wheel racing...

KCK OR KCMO

I got an email last night from my one reader (who must be smarter than hell) asking me if I had to choose which city would I live in KCK OR KCMO?

In all of my days of blogging I am not sure that I have been asked a more difficult question. I liken it to choosing how you would like to be executed, which city would be the least painless.

Dear Mrs. Emailer, I will have to get back to you on that one.

If you have a question that needs answering hit me up at jocosob@yahoo.com

QUICK HITS - ALWAYS AHEAD OF THE PACK

Emailers know that JOCOSOB is days ahead of most blogs on stories of interest. While other blogs are covering the moon landing read these stories and sound intelligent today, for a change.

1. Does it frighten anyone else that a Machine called the "DOOMSDAY MACHINE" is coming back online after REPAIRS?

2. List of TV stations going off Analog and switching to Digital early.

3. Pink Panties become political................

4. Anytime I read a story about Cannibals I can't help but think of Gilligans Island.

5. If you are 82 years old a life sentence is a joke.

6. Does Madonna not realize that she is old, ugly and played out?

7. Teens watching 2 hours of porn a week on the internet. Anyone else think that number might be a little low by maybe 5 hours?

8. Chicago kids are getting their ass's kicked by teachers at school.

9. Lesbians in sports will always make the blog no matter what the story is.

10. Sat radio in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUY ON?

Is this some PSA on drug use?

STUMP THE DOG

Has more national championships that MU.

HOMELESS SEASON STARTED?

Apparently Homeless season started on Feb 1st this year. I am not sure what the limit is but I am sure that it is listed some place on the net. If any of you have suggestions on where to set up a tree stand let us know.

Also, if you notice the perp is another white dude with tats.

WT ROBBERIES ON THE RISE IN N. OP

Wow, if you were ever looking for a WT stereotype this guy fits it.

1. Robs Gas Stations

2. Too stupid to use a gun

3. Tattoo on his gut probably saying something like "gangsta"

4. Wearing a wife beater

If this clown is smart he will get his ass to KCK where he can blend in better.

BERNIE MAC

FURTHER DOWNFALL TO OLATHE

OLATHE PARKING LOTS ARE NO LONGER SAFE.

BIDEN IS A JOKE

It is sad when the guy that picked your ass for VP is calling your dumb ass out on National TV. I am surprised that they havent seen his ass to Somalia for a "fact finding mission".

THE WIRE

1. Obviously this guy never saw the scene in Indiana Jones where he was attacked by a guy with a sword. KCMO Machete vs GUn.

2. MasterdeBater takes things too far in Hutch with a foreign exchange student.

3. I'm no genius but if I were looking for a drug dealer I would probably start in KCMO or KCK.

KCK SUCKS ASS

Im not even going to try to make this funny. Two kids were shot near a KCK elementary school. Your city sucks, what the hell lis wrong with you dumb ass's?

QUICK HITS - LATE EDITION

I apologize for the delay in my blogging today. I am sure that most of the JOCO metro area was lost and confused with out my guidance through the smear that is the local/national news.

1. Rather than paying off 90% of Americas home loans the bastards in Washington would rather rob you blind and spend the money on crap. Imagine life without a mortgage!!!!!!

2. Even more reason to think that A Rod is a douche bag.

3. Economic czar in UK threatening to break out Eastern Block travel restrictions to protect the air.

4. Smoking weed will kill your balls.

5. Obama is as coordinated as Steve Urkel

6. Illegals sue American citizen for not letting them Trespass......................

7. Thanks to liberals in congress we are all being forced to eat ghetto meat at McDonalds

8. You know the world is messed up when Chris Brown turns into a woman beater.

9. If Zeus is a myth then how the hell did they find his birthplace.

10. The Irish are the only people with any sense on this planet.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

I gotta hand it to you crazy bastards, you really stepped up your game this weekend. Hell you even drove into OP to drop a body. Awesome.

1. Kids on Prospect cant even find safety inside their houses from their parents.

2. You rarely hear of a murder taking place before 11am in KCK (usually too early)let alone on a Saturday.

3. Drug addicts die in Columbia, Missouri.

4. KCK man kills a JOCO resident, IN JOCO.