QUICK HITS - I WILL SAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

I had a dream last night that inolved me walking through America like that dude in Kung Fu spreading the good word of conservatism and crushing pinko commie bastards like grapes.


1. Health Care providers and insures need to be afraid, very afraid.


2. I mentioned this last week but it seems to be picking up some more steam. Emperor Obama doesn't want private citizens to give to charity because it would diminish the governments role of mommy and daddy.


3. How many thousands of dollars is Bama wasitng to trash a radio show host? Is that what this country needs to be spending its time and money on right now?


4. The Central Bank of America refuses to tell us where the money went. I don't understand this at all. It is our money, it is our bank who the Hell are they to tell us NO.


5. If you vacation at a place famous for group sex and nudism what the hell did you expect?


6. Obama gives British Leader a Netflix subscription to show his gratitude toward our greatest friend.


7. WE MUST KILL ALL "BURPING" WORMS TO SAVE THE PLANET! GO NOW AND KILL!


8. The largest employer of KCMOSD Grads is closing its doors for awhile.


9. The Religous Right in Kansas block the selling of real beer in grocery stores etc... Thanks Bastards! I am glad that the government is able to dictate our behaviors once again......


10. Screw it it's too nice out.

WHAT DO CHAVEZ AND OBAMA HAVE IN COMMON?

They are both for the Nationalization and Ruining of American Businesses.

RANDOM QUESTISON

Which is Dropping faster?

a. The Stock Market

or

b Life expectancy in KCMO's East Side.

TOUGH TIMES?

Unless you work for the government and have tax payers money to spend

DISTURBING NEWS PIC OF THE DAY

This picture was part of a slide show that discussed the chimp attack a couple of weeks ago. Can someone please tell me why there is a naked guy smiling behind the freaking chimp!

Sharon Sanders Brooks

PLEASE GO AWAY. Why is it that you must bring the revealing clothing that women wear into the dress code debate? What did the men of the metro ever do to you?

If this keeps up the P&L District will soon be known as the Bannister Mall district.....

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

When a cop gets carjacked it says an awful lot about your city.

A DRIVE BY IN BROAD DAYLIGHT! DAMN

With all the bad aim that has been plaguing the East Side lately the guy that did this shooting has got to be from out of town or fresh out of jail.

Anyway you look at it there is another life or possibly three lost thanks to KCMO's inability to recognize the gang problem that exist in the community.

The news tonight will surely(thats not my name) have a story about retaliation from the other side.

SOCIALIST SEAL OF AMERICA

IT HAS BEEN REVEALED

LIBERALS ARE UGLY PEOPLE -WAR ON BARBIE

That is the only reason they want to ban Barbie Dolls. That's right folks, BARBIE DOLLS

STARBUCKS LAUNCHES OPERATION: BURN OUT REACH OUT

For the price of $4 your average local burn out can find shelter for 12 hours a day. Not only do they get shelter, they get Coffee and OATMEAL. This move by Starbucks is going to slow down my prediction that the coffee house douche bags would finally go away.
Stay tuned.

THE BRITS GET IT

First of all, I would like to apologize to our allies across the pond for the despicable behavior of our dictator. Due to the ignorance of Americans on the left, the man truly believes that he is Jesus.

I am however glad that you now see him for what he is, an arrogant prick.

CNN anchor lets everyone know whats on her mind

Interesting addition to the menu.

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

I would like the thank the Cross Roads District for this recent example of Hipster Douche baggery. Anyways, it appears that the wannabe artist and burnouts that roam the cross roads district like zombies have decided to spice things up.

One of the "galleries" is promoting THUMB WARS to gain entrance to their female pit hair exhibition.
The only blood shed that this war will produce will be from the emo dude in the corner cutting himself

QUICK HITS

I got an email from a friend of mine informing me that the KCMOSD is looking to fill 3 teaching positions before spring break. If you are interested one of the following please let me know and I will forward your resume to the proper people 3 SUBJECTS THAT HAVE OPENINGS; Drive By Ed, Shank Shop, Welfare Economics.

1. Kansas is home to the oldest fossilized brain ever discovered. Further proof that Kansans have been brighter than MU residents since day 1.

2. P&G is working on a sex patch for women to increase their sex drive. Couldn't you get the same effect out of women if men taped $100 to their arm?

3. Obama hates England but loves Hamas.

4. I guess my email to the RNC worked.

5. Hillary Clinton tells Israel that we don't give a crap about them anymore.

6. Conn. teens have watched Mystery Men way too many times.

7. WSJ calls out Obama.

8. Why would scientist want to make an HIV strand?

9. McDonalds running out of Chicken was reason enough for this woman to Call 911 THREE TIMES!

10. What the Hell did JOCO do to deserve this!!!!!!!!!!!!!