QUICK HITS - ELITIST IN KC

I have been trying to install my IP scrambler all day but I have been getting interrupted by people emailing me about the media douche bags in our city. Lets look at the facts here folks, these elitist are hacks that couldn't make it in a major market. Instead they are running campaigns, writing ediotrials and copying conservative talk radio in the little market that KC is.

Would you listen to a diagnosis given to you by a Doctor that finished last in his class? Hell no, then why would you listen to these idiots?

This edition is shortened due to Tea Party obligations

1. If you think that tax revenue fell in Q4 just wait for the first quarter results from Obamas budget.

2. It is truly sad when the white flag waving French think that your president is a wimp.

3. Coroners were not able to determine anything from Marilyn Chambers autopsy. Rumors of her gagging to death might live on forever.

4. Winnie the Pooh is braver than Obama.

5. Santeli will forever be remembered as the father of the 2009 revolution.

6. A woman that couldn't keep her own husband in line has put together a plan on fighting Pirates?

7. Obama doesn't beleive that succesful people work hard.......

KC'S BIGGEST DOUCHE BAGS

Notice that most of these guys are old geezers that haven't had a real job in decades or people that have to act a certain way to get an audience. The stance that these extremist are taking on the teas party is typical of elitist wannabe intellectuals.

DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT.

If this was an ACORN rally they would be calling it the greatest event in history.
Yael works for a newspaper that is failing worst than a celebrity marriage
Glorioso wasn't able to beat the worst candidate for Mayor this city has ever seen
Scott Parks, acts like a 14 year old that thinks he knows it all and embarrasses the Republican Party.
Mike Shannon thinks he is the moderator of a debate and unwilling to take a stand.

MUSIC TO FIT THE MOOD

UPDATES TONIGHT

Due to my recent classification by the government as a "threat" I am going to throw the bastards off by posting at night instead of during the day. This will give me time to install my IP scrambler and my radar (to track black helicopters).

HI TECH WAY TO HELL

HAVE FUN SLOW ROASTING IN YOUR OWN JUICES SINNERS

QUICK HITS - ENEMY OF THE STATE

Today was a great day for me. The sun was out, the birds were singing and my government released a document stating that I was an enemy of the state. So that I can continue to be a free citizen in this country I will not be adding any commentary to the news links below and will take an afternoon off from being critical of the current administration.
1. Borak

2. Obama

3. And

4. His

5. Cronies

6. Are

7. Destroying

8. Our

9. Freaking

10. Constitution

41 YEAR OLDS RACIST ATTACK ON A 16 YEAR OLD

I can't believe the racist remarks made today by Jamie Foxx(41) towards Miley Cyrus(16). Big Gums? Sex Tapes? These are obviously the remarks of a racist pedophile.
To seal the deal Foxx encouraged the 16 year old to smoke crack, take heroin and to catch an STD.
Oh, and he called her a White Bitch. No biggie right?

TEXAS - NOW THE GREATEST STATE

Gov. Rick Perry and the State of Texas have a new fan, me. I have been hoping that somewhere out there a voice in government would stand up and make a legit statement against the destruction of our country and finally it has happened.

The constitution is a powerful thing!

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Man charged with stealing woman's panties

THE WIRE - WTF EDITION

Dear gang bangers,
I write you this note because I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. I just wanted to make sure that everything is ok and see if there was anything I could do for you. Without your thoughtless killings, stray bullet murders, drive by shootings and execution style murders THE WIRE has been lonely. Today is a nice day so I hope that you guys/gals make a quick recovery and get back in the game.
Sincerely,
THE WIRE.

1. The demise of any city begins with a high rate of armed robberies. See Olathe.

2. Daycare in OLATHE under investigation due to death of child.

Good job Olathe you are in the news and KCMO/KCK/INDEPENDENCE/RAYTOWN arent.....

QUICK HITS

I am learning that moderate "Republicans" are almost bigger babies than liberals. Good grief, you call some people out and the tantrums begin. "How can you call yourself a conservative yet never mention religion in your posts" ,"How do you expect me to get elected unless I run as a moderate" blah, blah, blah, blah....

1 . Obama gives the order to kill 3 pirates in a life boat and the media makes him out to be General Patton. Come back to reality people.

2. Welcome to the party jackass's! What took you so long?

3. I thought that Polar Bears were these fragile cute and cuddly animals. There must of been too much carbon in his cage.

4. Ever had a tree growing in your lungs? Me neither.

5. Newspapers can't even be given away! Please go the way of the 8 track...

6. Its a good thing that we keep this cash crop illegal.........

7. This woman put more miles on her body than anyone before her.

8. Old people using the internet is news????????????????

9. BOXED WATER!!!! You ignorant overreacting green bastards.

10. Who the hell is requesting this type of prostitute???????

TECH N9NE HITS MTV

Congrats to Mr. Yates. It is good to see his hardwork put him in a position to make it big.

IS THIS YESTER YEAR?

First we have Pirate attacks and now SWORD FIGHTING? What time is the Joust?

WHAT KC IS KNOWN FOR

Today at lunch the subject of what Kansas City was known for came up. So we listed off the typical answers that everyone says fountains, parks, boulevards, BBQ, Plaza Lights and Jazz Music. After reviewing this list we came to the conclusion that the KCMO chamber of commerce should be sued for false advertisement and here is why.

• The Fountains don't have enough funding to be run 24/7.
• The Parks are littered in dead bodies, shell casings, drug paraphernalia and gang graffiti.
• The Boulevards take you through the hood.
• The BBQ in this town is nothing more than average. Texas and Memphis have us beat.
• The "Jazz" in this town is scarce and nowhere near a tourist attraction. Nothing like the Blues in New Orleans

So we sat down and came up with things that should replace the above mentioned items in an effort to more accurately describe the city. Keep in mind that I was the only JOCO resident at this luch and the 3 others were from KCMO and NKC.

• Terrible public school system that goes through a new superentendent every year.
  
• One of the highest per capita murder rates in the Nation.
• A mayor that works out of his house so that he can be by his wife
• Losing professional sports franchises
  
• An empty train station

Anyways, don't you think it is time to ditch the crap that your city claims to be famous for?