TEA PARTY LAST NIGHT

The Tea Party that went down at the JCCC last night was incredible. If you did not have a good excuse for not attending you should be ashamed of your unpatriotic ass's. Some observations from last night both good and bad.

• It was nice to not hear the word "Republican" at this event. Until these bastards get on board they are they will remain the right wing of the Dem party.
• Unfortunately there were the "Don't Tread on Me" flags and a few people dressed up in costumes from the 1700's. I would like to think that we had move beyond that, guess not.
• 980 KMBZ and Darla Jaye did a great job. That was one of the craziest remotes I have ever seen and the show seemed to not miss a beat.
• For those of you that don't believe that the conservative movement is inclusive of all people I saw the unthinkable, a man with a mullet standing next to a man in a three piece suit. Obviously this was WYCO and JOCO coming together for the greater good.
• Conservative chicks are better looking that liberals.
• Instead of burning flag, hanging our president, enciting riots, throwing balloons of urine and making threats to our country (see liberals). this thing was pretty peaceful. I don't even think I heard anyone cussing, besides me.
• This signs were there were creative as hell. My favorite was the little girl with the ATM cut out.
• Neil Larrimore worked his ass off at this event
• Dennis Moore doesn't stand a chance in the next election. Cya banjo strummer.
• The two best interviews of the night. The Staff Sargent that lost his leg and Angelo Mino from Ecuador. Truly inspirational.

QUICK HITS - ELITIST IN KC

I have been trying to install my IP scrambler all day but I have been getting interrupted by people emailing me about the media douche bags in our city. Lets look at the facts here folks, these elitist are hacks that couldn't make it in a major market. Instead they are running campaigns, writing ediotrials and copying conservative talk radio in the little market that KC is.

Would you listen to a diagnosis given to you by a Doctor that finished last in his class? Hell no, then why would you listen to these idiots?

This edition is shortened due to Tea Party obligations

1. If you think that tax revenue fell in Q4 just wait for the first quarter results from Obamas budget.

2. It is truly sad when the white flag waving French think that your president is a wimp.

3. Coroners were not able to determine anything from Marilyn Chambers autopsy. Rumors of her gagging to death might live on forever.

4. Winnie the Pooh is braver than Obama.

5. Santeli will forever be remembered as the father of the 2009 revolution.

6. A woman that couldn't keep her own husband in line has put together a plan on fighting Pirates?

7. Obama doesn't beleive that succesful people work hard.......

KC'S BIGGEST DOUCHE BAGS

Notice that most of these guys are old geezers that haven't had a real job in decades or people that have to act a certain way to get an audience. The stance that these extremist are taking on the teas party is typical of elitist wannabe intellectuals.

DO NOT TAKE THE BAIT.

If this was an ACORN rally they would be calling it the greatest event in history.
Yael works for a newspaper that is failing worst than a celebrity marriage
Glorioso wasn't able to beat the worst candidate for Mayor this city has ever seen
Scott Parks, acts like a 14 year old that thinks he knows it all and embarrasses the Republican Party.
Mike Shannon thinks he is the moderator of a debate and unwilling to take a stand.

MUSIC TO FIT THE MOOD

UPDATES TONIGHT

Due to my recent classification by the government as a "threat" I am going to throw the bastards off by posting at night instead of during the day. This will give me time to install my IP scrambler and my radar (to track black helicopters).

HI TECH WAY TO HELL

HAVE FUN SLOW ROASTING IN YOUR OWN JUICES SINNERS

QUICK HITS - ENEMY OF THE STATE

Today was a great day for me. The sun was out, the birds were singing and my government released a document stating that I was an enemy of the state. So that I can continue to be a free citizen in this country I will not be adding any commentary to the news links below and will take an afternoon off from being critical of the current administration.
1. Borak

2. Obama

3. And

4. His

5. Cronies

6. Are

7. Destroying

8. Our

9. Freaking

10. Constitution

41 YEAR OLDS RACIST ATTACK ON A 16 YEAR OLD

I can't believe the racist remarks made today by Jamie Foxx(41) towards Miley Cyrus(16). Big Gums? Sex Tapes? These are obviously the remarks of a racist pedophile.
To seal the deal Foxx encouraged the 16 year old to smoke crack, take heroin and to catch an STD.
Oh, and he called her a White Bitch. No biggie right?

TEXAS - NOW THE GREATEST STATE

Gov. Rick Perry and the State of Texas have a new fan, me. I have been hoping that somewhere out there a voice in government would stand up and make a legit statement against the destruction of our country and finally it has happened.

The constitution is a powerful thing!

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Man charged with stealing woman's panties

THE WIRE - WTF EDITION

Dear gang bangers,
I write you this note because I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. I just wanted to make sure that everything is ok and see if there was anything I could do for you. Without your thoughtless killings, stray bullet murders, drive by shootings and execution style murders THE WIRE has been lonely. Today is a nice day so I hope that you guys/gals make a quick recovery and get back in the game.
Sincerely,
THE WIRE.

1. The demise of any city begins with a high rate of armed robberies. See Olathe.

2. Daycare in OLATHE under investigation due to death of child.

Good job Olathe you are in the news and KCMO/KCK/INDEPENDENCE/RAYTOWN arent.....

QUICK HITS

I am learning that moderate "Republicans" are almost bigger babies than liberals. Good grief, you call some people out and the tantrums begin. "How can you call yourself a conservative yet never mention religion in your posts" ,"How do you expect me to get elected unless I run as a moderate" blah, blah, blah, blah....

1 . Obama gives the order to kill 3 pirates in a life boat and the media makes him out to be General Patton. Come back to reality people.

2. Welcome to the party jackass's! What took you so long?

3. I thought that Polar Bears were these fragile cute and cuddly animals. There must of been too much carbon in his cage.

4. Ever had a tree growing in your lungs? Me neither.

5. Newspapers can't even be given away! Please go the way of the 8 track...

6. Its a good thing that we keep this cash crop illegal.........

7. This woman put more miles on her body than anyone before her.

8. Old people using the internet is news????????????????

9. BOXED WATER!!!! You ignorant overreacting green bastards.

10. Who the hell is requesting this type of prostitute???????

TECH N9NE HITS MTV

Congrats to Mr. Yates. It is good to see his hardwork put him in a position to make it big.

IS THIS YESTER YEAR?

First we have Pirate attacks and now SWORD FIGHTING? What time is the Joust?