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I have been waiting for this. Now we can watch our local media outlets make ass's of themselves with the OCD coverage we will be hit with. Maybe Katie Horner will deploy Virus Scan Radar so that she can cover the spread of the virus in real time.
Friday, May 01, 2009
BROOKSIDE DOUCHE BAGGERY
The only thing worst than actually going to the Brooksider is attending the Brookside Art Fair. The number of Emo Douches attending this thing is going to be through the roof.
If you are looking for a quick buck just set up a razor blade stand at the front gate.
KCK HOUSE = SOJOCO CAR?
This should put things in perspective for a lot of people in this town that don't quite understand the difference between KCK & KCMO.
The house that burned to the ground in KCK has an estimated value of 50k and that is after renovations!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
QUICK HITS - WHAAAAA!!!
Obama has been in office for 101 days and the liberals are crying now more than before. They haven't even packed up their hanging Bush dolls and piss bombs yet and they are complaining that the rest of us aren't following thier christ blindly like they are. There is a certain satisfaction one gets at seeing liberal bloggers and pundits shrivel up and cry. Buck up little ladies and pull the sand out of your clits. Things will get better in 2 years.
1. A woman that believes that size does matter, especially 3 inches.
2. I guess the code name "Charlie" was pretty accurate for McGillis.
3. I guess the new administration really thought that Club Gitmo was a resort.
4. Why is it that these liberal attorneys attatched to the Clintons keep showin gup dead? Just how many secrets are out there that we still dont know about?
5. If your old ass needs a freaking Garmin to navigate the grocery store do us all a favor and stay home. If you cant push a cart dont get behind the freaking wheel.
6 . Kansas City Vetrans are getting free cocaine injections at the VA hospital (no joke). I think that this is the only way that they can get troops to fight for Obama.
7. You know social security sucks when old ass women story cutting up bricks.
8. Socialist Leaders in Washington need to be drug tested asap.
9. What is the deal with European Leaders and Crusades?
10. I am sure that the former gov of Kansas is an expert on Swine Flu after one day on her job.
GUEST BLOGGER - ANGELO MINO
Those of you that attended the JCCC tea party will remember the speech that this man gave. It was so inspirational that I had to track him down and have him become a contributor. He sees this country from a way that those of us born in this country can't.
Enjoy,
JOCOSOB
After learning that more republicans are planning to change of aisles in the Congress and in the House. I do believe this story will make us understand why we need to be more vigilant of the democrat party's intentions on bringing socialism to our country.
Enjoy,
JOCOSOB
After learning that more republicans are planning to change of aisles in the Congress and in the House. I do believe this story will make us understand why we need to be more vigilant of the democrat party's intentions on bringing socialism to our country.
Mr. Obama was happy to bow to a King, and to embrace to all the socialist presidents, the same presidents desirous to destroy our country. He was thankful of receiving a book that talks the worse thinks about our system from the same person that weeks ago call him a "stupid American president".
As far back as I can remember the USA Commander in Chief bows to nobody! and our Flag will never touch the ground...Well by embracing the socialist south American president and easing the restrictions on Cuba our president put our flag on the group and step on it.
American brothers and sisters do not quit! We need to be a strong vigilantes of our country, It is up to us because it looks like nobody else cares. Please enjoy the story on how to catch wild pigs.
Angelo H Mino
Catching Wild Pigs
A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new Communist government.
In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last side. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat; you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc..
While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time. One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America; you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut! Just maybe you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America. 'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson
Catching Wild Pigs
A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new Communist government.
In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last side. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat; you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc..
While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time. One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America; you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut! Just maybe you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America. 'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson
PANDEMIC vs COLD BLOODED MURDER
I have to applaud you lemmings for overreacting to this "pandemic". The chances of you dying from this crap are slim to none, yet you want to seal the border, create new health agencies and hide out in fall out shelters. Yesterday I heard tales of local restaurants handing out Purel to all the tables and local parents keeping their kids from school. The ef
Imagine if you morons reacted the same way to each killing that happened in the Metro area. Last time I checked NOBODY in the area has died from getting the sniffles yet in KCMO alone this year nearly 40 people have been murdered in cold blood.
When will you idiots get a clue?
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
IT'S NAP
Another day another F' Up by the person that can't afford to do so. I guess it will take Americans loosing their lives due to one of her mistakes before she gets the boot.
I WENT TO VALVOLINE
Like most people south of 135th street I dont change my own oil. I figure if you break down my earnings to an hourly rate and then apply that rate to the time it takes to change the oil that I am actually saving myself money by paying someone else to do it.
So I go to Valvoline and it comes time for them to give the full press on the additional services that they recommend and it gets to the air filter. The guy doing the sales job to me told me that by changing my air filter I will be helping the environment...... I told him that I didn't give a crap about the environment and after he finished laughing he said that he didn't either but they get a lot of single women that actually believe that they are doing the environment a favor by changing this.
The reason I tell you this is to inspire you to be honest about your antigreen beliefs. Don't be afraid to tell people that you don't believe the global warming hype. The look on their face at first is freaking priceless.
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