Friday, May 22, 2009

QUICK HITS - STAYCATION

If you tell someone that YOU are taking a staycation you might be a douchebag.

1. Female Pedos continue to cash in

2. Does Pelosi actually expect us to believe her over the CIA?

3. Brokeback Penguin is now required reading in Cali


4. Natural beauty is a rare thing in Hollywood. Damn!
Some of these chicks are just nasty.

5. Your burger may kill you this weekend.

6. Women can't understand why their husbands rather watch ESPN than have sex with them... I will avoid commenting on this one.

7. CNN asks if your state has the best BBQ...HELL NO! TENN has the best.

8. Finally the government has an official stance about Peeing in the Pool.

9. I am not in favor of cock fighting but to make it a felony? Come on.

10. Fed Bank finally reads book on basic economics.

HIP HOP FLASHBACK - BUDDY

AYO

OP BLIGHT MAKES NATIONAL NEWS


I would like to thank a reader for finding this nice little gem in todays news. The vacancy of Metcalf South is now giving our great city a black eye at a National Level.

LATINOS HATE BLACK PEOPLE


KCMOSD START THE SPIN

I POD POLITICS - Hate Mail



I love reader email and comments. As time has gone by it seems that I am getting more and more hate mail from both Republicans and Democrats so I feel that I am right on message since both parties suck right now. The email I got this morning though MIGHT just be one of the funniest things I have received lately. There is actually a BV class of 86 drop in it and some other pretty funny "attacks"

Let me get this straight.............
1. Terrorism is at our door steps

2. The government is dictating salaries to private industries.

3. The government is taking over the Auto Industry.

4. The government is taking over the Banking Industry

5. The government is getting set to take over Health Care.

6. The methods used to protect our country from terrorist for the past 7 years are about to be undone.

7. Governemnt spending is out of control.

8. The leaders of the Socialist party are getting ready to tax everything they can INCLUDING THE AIR YOU BREATHE so that they can dictate your behaviors

9. The redistribution of wealth through class warfare is dividing our country and penalizing achievers.

10. Our countries economy is in the tank
and I get the following email titled "Disappointed"

I CANT BELIEVE IOWAHAWK PUT YOUR LINK ON HIS WEBSITE. VERY DISAPPOINTED. I TOO GREW UP IN JOCO AND WENT TO BV 1986 GRAD, AND FIND THAT YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS, DO YOU WORK?
THE MAIN REASON I WILL TELL OTHERS NOT TO VISIT YOUR SITE IS SIMPLY THAT
YOU, AS A "CONSERVATIVE" THINK THAT M & M IS OK, WHAT A LEFT NUT!
MABYE YOU MIGHT MAKE IT TO 70,000 VISITORS BY THE YEARS END.......
My response to Mr. Douchebag.

Dear sir,
I would kindly appreciate it if you could send me a list of music, movies, TV shows, books, radio stations and porn sites that you approve of. I lost my way there for a moment and I apologize. You see I thought that being a conservative meant that you were for freedom of speech and choice without the government stepping in and restricting your behaviors. I know that those are some of the things that I love about this country and made me want to serve our nation in the Marine Corp.

Clearly after reading your email I was wrong.

If your ideals were advanced we would simply have a whole different set of restrictions put in place by the government. The only difference would be that these would be based off of what you like. No thank you. I like a variety of music from different eras and genres. Something tells me that you are only into Hymnals and Christian Rock. I like Hip Hop and Classic Rock always have and always will. As long as the artist don't go Dixe Chick on me, Im fine with it. If a track is too extreme for me, I hit next. It is simple and a freedom that I enjoy.

In the future I would appreciate it if you would title your emails "Thank You" and "I'm Sorry". You should be apologizing to all conservatives for hiding your fascist ideals behind our new conservative movement. You are socialism in a different mask and our movement does not need you.

Kiss My Ass,
JOCO SOB.





ashley tisdale coming to kc




Thursday, May 21, 2009

MORE RAPES THAN GRADS

CHAPPELLE THURSDAY

QUICK HITS - KISS MY ASS SEA BASS


When paid columnist open up a blogger account it should be considerred a sign of defeat. Just do me a favor douche bag and try not to tarnish the good name of JOCO with your "blog. We don't need nerdy white dudes in bicycle shorts discussing their freaking pet cats. Take that crap to Starbucks and share it with other like minded douchebags.

Think about it. The crap that you get paid to write sucks so the stuff you write about for free has got to be complete garbage.

1. Maybe this will wake Obama up to the fact that our country is still at risk everyday. Probably not, but we can hope.

2. The closing of Gitmo is nothing more than another example of symoblism over substance. I say we put these bastards in Chicago.

3. This is a story about Bikini girl from American Idol. Nuf said.

4. Be proud America! Our astronauts drink their own piss. I guees springing for bottled water for these bastards wasn't in the Gazillion dollar Obama budget.

5. Socialist party circle their wagons to protect Pelosi from the truth.

6. 9 year old Cali kid watches as his parents get butchered in their own home.

7. The Emperor is showing some weakness after 100 + days of runing our country.

8. Government owns half of girls virginity.

9. Time Magazine puts Obama on cover for the 17th freaking time. I am not sure that Oprah has been on the cover of her own magazine as many times.

10. Its funny that a liberal news outlet like CNN would run a story regarding the paying off of personal debt........

THURSDAYS WITH ANGELO


Please enjoy the latest from Angelo
JOCOSB

CONGRATULATIONS
To the Only One: The GOP “The Grand Old Party”

For all those that love American history, this year we are celebrating the 155 years that the GOP was founded. Our party was created by anti-slavery activists, two years later we took control of all northern states and by 1860 we elected Abraham Lincoln as the new President.
During the Civil War the new Republican Party supported President Lincoln and start making the greater sacrifice and honor that an American can do, we started given our lives to save the Unity of our Country. I do have to admit that several “War Democrats” took part of this endeavor. I will title this as the first time that our republicans crossed the aisle and welcome the heroes of the Democrat’ side.

Our Party knows what it means to lead and succeed trough all the Six Party Systems that our country and government went through, especially after the infamous Fifth Party System (1932-1966) when we were able to elect only one President another American hero General Eisenhower. I like to call this era as the “Ignored Wake Up Call” that Republican we never understood (Do you remember the Liberal New Deal Coalition created by democrats under FDR? ). I will take risk to call this time as the grass roots of the Democrat Socialism in America.

American daily patriots and followers of the basic principle and values of our founders were able to elect 18 of the 27 US Presidents since 1861; I can not be humble when I said that also we won 23 of the last 37 elections. The “Palin Effect” took away our victory on the last elections, because we did have with McCain a Hero, a Patriot and an American that will never concede the safety, pride and security of our Country. (Just out of the topic: It is curious but I start seeing a lot of McCain campaign sign back on several yards. Why? Stop by to those houses and ask the people living there, they will tell you a special message to all Americans).

Even before arriving to this my New Country, I became a Ronald Reagan Fan 100%. The Reagan Era I do believe is one of the more glorious and proudest time for all Americans especially for Republicans, Reagan became the best communicator ever.
I started reading his books especially his letters, if you allow me to give you an advice, read his letters, this President took the entire time to answer letters even to elementary school students and to general public. To me he is also the Father of the Modern Volunteerism Movement: People given time and money to support our country.

His “Peace Through Strength” platform designed to combat communist and socialist threat no only to USA, but to all the small countries in South America, including my home town Ecuador, Chile, Peru and others. And of course I have to talk about the Reagan Revolution. Here is when I understood the importance of the Conservative Approach of the Republicans, when I saw the entire conservative wing taken over the GOP, the massive tax cuts to help the revitalization of poor areas and the country in general, and the call for individual responsibility, etc. There was no more choice to me but to keep doing all the possible research about this Great Communicator and his Grand Old Party. I do believe He was the greatest inspirational source for conservatives to get closer to the Republican Party. Here again our Party tough another great lesson by allowing to the “Reagan Democrats” to assimilate our ideas and support RR for the great victories in 1980 and 1984 and to George Bush’s (Father) on 1988 as a catholic I will like to mention that in 1988 our members were an important factor for the G.H.W. Bush victory and the stronger support came from Catholics form the Northeast..

When I arrived to USA in 1992, I was welcome by the “New American Revolution” led by Newt Gingrich when he produced the “Contract with America” in 1994. I have to give one credit to President Bill Clinton, His actions helped me with my decision to join the Republic Party and I did 10 minutes after my swearing ceremony as a new USA citizen. Thanks Bill! And thanks to the sweet old lady member of the DAR for helping to register as such.

Some of you my dear friends may be against with what I am going to said, this is a personal statement GW Bush started the Golden Era of the American Patriotism with his “ War on Terrorism” (Liberation of Afghanistan) , the Operation Iraqi Freedom”, the USA PATRIOT act and later on He will present to us another patriotic initiative with his “ A Safer World and a More Hopeful America”

Please join me to wish our GOP a happy 155 anniversary! And to wish the best of the best to our GOP Chairman Mr. Michael Steele, and YES! The honeymoon is over! Be aware democrats! Be aware! The groundwork for a Republican comeback is stronger this time…by the way Mr. Dennis Moore and the other democrats you should start looking for a job, outside of Johnson County! Things will change in 2010! Read my lips…things will change in 2010
God Bless America!

Angelo Mino

THE STORY SPEAKS FOR ITSELF


"We debated for quite a while about how we were going to get her out of there and so we finally decided, since we didn't have a van that was large enough to carry her, it was decided between (the police) department and the coroner's office to use (the truck)," said Detective Marcus Kennedy.

I think I am actually speechless because this story is not about a whale but a 750lb dead Indiana woman.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY


"Texas Mayor Resigns Over Love Affair With Mexican Man"

Not that there is anything wrong with that....