Thursday, July 30, 2009

MEGAN FOX STORY



THE WIRE - DOUCHE BAGS AND GANGSTERS


If it wasn't for the slums surrounding gods country here in JOCO life would truly be boring. You idiots seriously make things interesting with all of your shootings and lame crime prevention ideas.

1. STD's and Bullet wounds. Sounds like a great name for a Westport Bar.

2. Once again Nothing good ever happens in KCK let alone after 2am.

3. This is too good to be true! Block parties to prevent crimes! If ever there was a case of symbolism over substance this is it. The douche bag that came up with this is freaking awesome.

EGGS FOR $$$


SHAKIRA GOES PORN IN VIDEO

LIL CEASE



Be on the look out for the mix tape dropping next month!

RUTHLESS villain


Keep in mind this elitist chick is completely out of touch with us. When was the last time that Pelosi actually used our insurance?

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

ERIN ANDREWS HAS TO CALL 911

QUEENS BEER GARDEN STORY

QUICK HITS - THE SAGA CONTINUES


Man, you take a day off from blogging and the emails pour in. Unfortunately a lot of the stuff you sent me has all ready been played out, sorry. I have however found 10 gems that are quick hit worthy for you today along with a bunch of other crap that you wont find elsewhere without having to go through research paper length posts about the subject.

Conservatism, Entertainment, Music & News for the A.D.D. Crowd.

1. I think the real question here is weather or not the horse
said no or not.

2. Jersey blogger that says he wanted to kill 3 judges says that he is an FBI informant. Question, Is there anyone in Jersey that ISN'T an FBI snitch?


3. Michael Jackson can't even die normally. Do we really care w
here his 40lb skeleton is? I bet bubbles ate his ass.

4. Obama isn't serving domestic beer at his race baiti
ng beer binge.

5. Dan Rather continues to be a joke. Begging he president to save liberal journalist?

6. WHOLE FOODS HAS BEEN RIPPING YOU OFF! LMAO!

7. I REPEAT, ORGANIC FOOD IS NOT ANY HEALTHIER! hehehehe

8. Ian Plimer calls out global warming dorks "New religion of urban elitist".

9. An American Idol contract is being compared to slavery...................

10. Jersey Mafia hit????????????

GIRLS OF ENTOURAGE


In a world of crap news the good people at askmen have a story worth reading.
THE TOP TEN GIRLS OF ENTOURAGE

JESSICA SIMPSON ENGAGED

5K RING? Have they not seen the recent pictures? They could of got her for a casio watch and a generic twinkie.

Ninja Assassin trailer

WOMEN IN KC ARE GETTING BEAT UP


THE WIRE - KETCHUP

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day in the neighborhood. That is until you get shot, stabbed are attacked with a hatchet!

KCK/KCMO continue to be crap holes.


1. Hiding in the corner and closing your eyes wont prevent your ass from getting jacked in the East Side.

2. The East Side doubles down on attempted murder this morning.

3. Hallway shooting in East Side Projects ruin carpet and add to death count.

4. If ever there was a photo of a Pedobastard it is this sickos picture. Holy crap!

5. 12th and central isn't the most picturesque place to be killed.

FLAVA IN YOUR EAR