KC BLOGGING SAY WHAT?

The state of Kansas City Bloggers? WTF is this crap. At first when I saw the link over at Tonys blog I thought it was a joke but I clicked on the link and I eventually ended up at the KC STAR. How funny is that? Hipster emo burnouts working for print media talking about people that they despise.

Don't worry about the state of Kansas City blogger, instead you should be worrying about the demise of your paper and the utter failure of your Pitch wannabe site. And if you do try and cover such an uninteresting topic you MIGHT want to throw in some blogs that actually make a difference and tell the story (that you fail to do) about life in the metro.

The state of Kansas City Blogging can be summed up in one word PATHETIC. There are maybe 10 blogs in this city worth reading, thats it.

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I will be looking forward to the future jokes involving Hurricane Bill.

If you need some help simply use the words Lewinsky, Blow, Bill

You are welcome

DRAKE

I'll admit that I didn't like this guy at first but this new track is pretty good.

QUICK HITS - Did you stay dry?

Why do people insist on saying this on rainy days? Do you really care if I got a little wet today or do you lack the ability to carry on an interesting conversation? If I did get wet today what the hell are you going to do about it? Next time it rains and you are "that guy" call in sick so that you don't annoy the living hell out of others.

1. Bronx teen goes Freddy Kruger on his brothers and sisters.

2. Ugly Chick must prove that she/he is female to Olympic committee. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS IS A CHICK!

3. How screwed are parts of Jersey? Well this town wants to put a curfew on teens and ADULTS. lmao.

4. Sweet! You can now Tweet god. I doubt he will answer though, he still hasn't accepted my Face Book invite.

5. Weren't these guys just making fun of US health care? Nice showing Brits!

6. Italian Americans will now have a great place to visit in Bensonhurst.

7. Obama's redistribution of wealth is screwing over Auto Dealers.

8. I have no problem with a first lady wearing shorts. Having said that, Michelle Obama in shorts is nasty. Her thighs look like tree stumps.

9. Did god change his mind? And if so who did he tell?

10. You probably have cocaine in your wallet.

BARNEY FRANK - HATES AMERICANS

BARNEY FRANK - ELITIST JACK ASS

This guy just took a piss on the founders of this country with this elitist rant.

IRISH DRINKING SONG - HAPPY TREE FRIENDS

JOHN EDWARDS - ANOTHER ELITIST DOUCHE BAG

The Kool Aid drinkers that followed this guy must be so proud of his choice to raise his love child.

CELEBS PUSH ABORTIONS ON OTHER CELEBS

Hollywood is such a cool place.......

THE WIRE - EAST SIDE CRAP HOLE

Despite the rain, wind and flooding East Siders stay committed to ruining the lives of the residents Trapped in the crap hole. It's time for JOCO to build a moat.

1. Kids outside of the East Side play and have fun after school. This 10 year old shooting victim will tell you that life is different where he lives.

2. Security at the Federal Reserve might be incompetent.

3. Looking at someone the wrong way will get your ass stomped in KCMO's crap hole.

4. City officials should snatch up all the property in the East Side and make it a cemetery. Another one bites the dust.

5. KCMO date night: Smacking and raping drunk chicks.

6. Topeka men dig 13 year old chicks.

7. Parkways in KCMO were suppose to be nice.........Shooting after argument.

8. KCMO police try to liven things up a bit by putting another murderer on the streets. Good job fellas.

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