SERENA IS A DUDE

When people tell me that they think that Serena Williams is attractive I seriously have to question their sexual orientation. She looks like Shena na from MARTIN. After this latest example of roid rage I believe that I have enough evidence to back my theory.

THE WIRE - SOCCER STADIUMS DON'T STOP BULLETS

While the Mayor and his" thing" are busy trying to figure out how they F'd up the soccer stadium, the rest of the metro still has to deal with the gang murders in the East Side. Pretty soon JOCO will have to start air dropping supplies into East Side housing projects so the innocent can survive.

Here is your Wire Update for the past few days.

1. East Side shooters brought out their A game today. In a true display of urban warfare skills by local gang bangers 3 people were shot and 1 killed. Kids, this just goes to show you that with enough practice you can do anything.

2. KCK cops take the offensive and open fire on probable criminals.

3. KCMO residents should only be allowed in JOCO with work visas. Maybe then helpless women wont get robbed in our utopia.

4. I don't know why but "JOCO most wanted" just doesn't sound right.

5. Rip Van Hostage taker gets busted.

6. Equal rights for females in the East Side. Chick shot up.

7 . Bullets flying in another KCMO burb.

8. The drug biz in Lawrence gets 2 more shot.

BLOGGER BE DOWN

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn free service!

CHANGE UP

I am not updating the blog today. I am sorry but it just doesn't feel right to crack jokes and discuss music on this day. Those of you that have been reading this blog over the past few years know that September 11th is a very emotional time for me. The thought of those brave first responders rushing into a building to their death still keeps me up some nights. The thought of fathers flying home to see their daughters and never making it home again still turns my stomach. Husbands telling their wives they love them and they are going to charge a cockpit on a phone one minute followed by a crater in a field the next pisses me off.

I will be back either tomorrow or Monday with regular posting, until then enjoy your families and your freedoms.

Bistro Les Minots - Now Open

I got an email from the owners of Bistro Les Minots today asking me to throw up some info about their restaurants recent opening. The place looks pretty nice so next time you are out in NY give it a shot and let me know how it is.

Les Minots Bistro

47-16 30^th Avenue

Astoria, NY 11103

718 606 2535

LeAnn Rimes = STUPID HO

Country Musics version of Spears.

THE WIRE - HOLIDAY KETCHUP

In the Marine Corp we use to have a cadence that said "blood makes the grass green". Well east side lawns should be incredible green. On Friday I set the over/under at 5.5 on shooting and stabbings. In this city always take the over.

1. KCMO cops help out local tax payers by playing judge, jury and executioner.

2. Joplin police implement their own Judge Dred program.

3. It's no wonder the cops in the East Side are getting trigger happy. 2 shot and one squad car window ruined.

4. KCMO shooters improve their aim. 3 shot in drive by and nobody knows why.........

5. Being a woman in the east side has got to suck. I would tell you to ask this chick but she got shot in the chest and killed by one of the fine upstanding gentlemen in her neighborhood.

6. Olathe Man seeking underage sex for $60 admits that he is a perverted freak.

ALWAYS REMEMBER

WARNING THIS IS PROBABLY THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED

THE AP DISGRACES A FALLEN BROTHER

Yet another example of the elitist media exploiting US soldiers for their own gain. The fact that the family begged them not to use the photo of their dying son and the AP still did is disgusting.
RIP Lance Cpl. Joshua "Bernie" Bernard
and Thank You.

5 boroughs NYC TRIBUTE WEEK.

NY NY DPG

NYC

YOUR KID TUESDAY AFTER SCHOOL?

WILL THIS BE YOUR SCHOOL ON TUESDAY?

TEACHERS UNIONS = OBAMA SOLDIERS

Next Tuesday the wanna be dictator will once again send out his union thugs to intimidate people. These thugs come disguised in chalk cammies and are armed with #2 pencils and red markers. They have instant access to their prey and will strike with the backing of their leaders.

Their target, your kids. Think about it for a minute. The biggest supporters of our Emperor and all socialist have always been teachers. And on Tuesday they will put your kids in front of a TV to watch this man promote his party and agenda and then have them follow a president approved lesson plan.......

Is this really freaking happening? How is it that the pledge of allegiance, prayer in school and shirts with the American flag be PROTESTED and in some cases BANNED and then this guy given access to your children?

Are you going to let this happen? Are you going to send your kid to school? Are you going to call members of your school board and let them know how you feel? DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE

Blue Valley parents go ahead and call Tom Trigg and let him know how you feel (913) 239-4020 or send him an email
EMAIL SCHOOL BOARD PRESIDENT STEVE KILKA

You are not in the minority on this issue. The majority of parents in this country think that this is a bad idea, yet the dictator marches on.

Members of congress are starting to speak their minds regarding Obamas true intentions.