QUICK HITS - DUMB ASS REACH OUT PROGRAM

10 stories that need to be read today and tonight.


1.  Childrens Health Magazine has lost its freaking mind.  Who did the research for this projcet?  Dan Rather?
2.  Did we really need a study to tell us that rural areas don't have dentist?  Have you ever seen a hillbilly with all of his/her teeth?
3.  Only KCMO thieves would rob a store with Dollar in its title.  
4.  Only a bunch of elitist dumb ass's would put together a rule book for insults.  Out of touch?
5.  Drive by shootings from wheel chairs don't happen enough if you ask me.  
6.  Acorn leaders think that you are as dumb as the people that work there. 
7.  Talk about your sick fetishes.  Who in their right mind will go see dead bodies posed in sexual positions?
8.  Scientist suck.  Only these egg heads would come up with a way to generate energy from a tree that takes longer than simply burning the damn thing.  
9.  Brooklyn is full of snitches. 
10.  9-11 workers continue to struggle but you no longer care.

JESSICA SIMPSON HAS TO BE CURSED

Husband, career, boyfriend, figure and now dog.   Ashley Simpson better watch out or she could end up with her nose back.

CBS- IF YOU ARE WHITE & FROM THE SOUTH YOU ARE RACIST

This could be the most slanted piece of crap that I have ever seen the elitist media run. Holy crap.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Couple robbed while inside dumpster

CHARLIE GIBSON - DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY

How is this NOT NEWS WORTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You liberal POS.

LIBERALS AND THE MEDIA DEFINE RACISM

Is the term racist losing its true meaning in America? With all of the liberals crying wolf, how in the hell are we suppose to fight actual racism in this country? There was a time in this country that the word "racist" had some actual bite to it, not anymore. Liberals have a long history of exploiting African Americans in this country and this is just another example of symbolism over substance.

Think about it.

1. Jimmy Carters desire to be relevant in this country is embarrassing.

2. Racist attack on student riding bus is NOW being called a case of bullying. Would the same be said if the colors were reversed? Remember, in the medias eyes only white people can be racist.

3. White principal is being called a racist because he didn't broadcast the emperors marching orders.

4. Congressman say that calling the president a liar will bring back the KKK.

Surrogates - HD Trailer

EIGHT GATED COMMUNITY OBSERVATIONS

1.  If you have kids and don't work is it necessary to have a nanny and a maid?  Seriously ladies, doesn't that just make you a whore?  Don't go around telling people what a great mom you are when you spend less time with your kids than your husband that works 60 hours a week.

2.  If you don't live on a golf course is it really necessary to own a golf cart just to drive 2 houses down?

3.  Why do you complain about golf balls in your lawn WHEN YOU LIVE ON A Fing GOLF COURSE?  That's like living in the east side of kcmo and complaining about shell casings in your drive way.

4.  BMW motorcycles?  Really?  Does it have a cup holder for your Latte?

5.  Dressing like your teenage daughter doesn't make you hip, it makes you look outdated and used.  That's like putting leather seats in an old car and trying to pass it off as new.

6.  You are not considered an outdoorsman just because your lake house doesn't have HD.

7.  Do you really go to "The Club" for dinner when you have a 100k kitchen?

8. You have to sell your house, I dont.

REMEMBER WHAT YOU ARE WORKING FOR THIS WEEK.

THE WIRE - DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

I am starting to believe that our gang bangers could actually break the murder record. I wonder if the chamber of commerce will mention that in their write up of the city.  "Come to Kansas City, we are broke, spread out, our teams suck, our mayor and his wife are morons AND we now have set a new murder record".  



1.  Homeless food stamp using hooker kidnaps her 15 year old kid.  I didn't know it was take your daughter to work day in KCMO?


2.  Is there ever an East Side argument that doesn't end in someone getting shot?


3.  East Side robbers turn chicken


4.  When a 17 year old is carrying a 9mm and shoots a girl in the face how is that an accident?  Seriously.  He is 17 and has a freaking pistol!  If it wasn't her it was going to be someone else.......

WHEN KEEPING IT KANYE GOES WRONG

Kanye West could of just Chris Browned his career with this ignorant, idiotic and selfish move.  What a jackass. 

DALTON HAS A TEACHABLE MOMENT

RIP DALTON!

The Double Deuce owes you.......

JOCO OBSERVATIONS

It has recently come to my attention that there are those that live in the gated community world in SOJOCO that believe that I am in some way "with them".  Not a chance.  You folks could be the biggest douche bags in the metro.   The only reason I don't blast your lame Buick driving ass's is because you are boring.  You hang out with boring people and try to relive your college days every Friday & Saturday night by drinking imported beer and talking about your golf handicaps.

Don't think that just because I live amongst your ass's that I wont blast your ass's. 

TRAGIC END FOR THE INNOCENT

There are far too many stories like this in the news nowadays.  What is the deal here?  Why do our women continue to be raped and slaughtered?  Every freaking week there is a story like this in the news.